Excessive Obligations in Relation to Income

“I’m tired of the Chiefs”. “Anyone but the Chiefs”. “Can they both lose?” Do your job and beat us then:

Southwest announced an airfare sale today starting at $49. I dare anyone to find an actual $49 flight. #southwestairlines

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

And just in time for Act III tickets… he may not come when you want him to but he’s an ON TIME GOD

When someone new says “partner” in conversation so you have to figure out if it’s partner in a gay way or a straight way or a detective way

today is the day !! our film is out 🎉🎉❤️❤️🍿🍿🍿🍿✨✨✨✨

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.

guy in the middle can still hug his kids tho

@parkinglotkings Same! I like this!

@Droa26 I like these better than the navy blue ones! I’ve seen a 2nd hat and I may like that one better

You guys…I …….like this…..(runs away before the criticism begins).

EIGHTY FIVE????????

Down to 44 days until #TheMandalorianAndGrogu

@AngiPrettyPetty Happy Birthday!!!! 🌸🎉🎉🎉

I’ve made it another year. I’m very thankful. 💜🥳

@ForceTimePod 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

We made it

@Jaay_dawg @_6signxxx Rashad McCants. Former NBA player. Kim hacked his voicemail in the early seasons and they found out he was cheating.

@_6signxxx Wait who is Khloe with?

She’s lived many lives: 3LW member Cheetah Girls Kardashian Girlfriend Talk show host Church First Lady

@GwenKasselman I say it under my breath if I’m somewhere else lol.

@Droa26 What kind of fair weather fan are you? I say that everywhere, not just Arrowhead! 😂 (but I live in Florida, so…)

“And the home, of the Me: (at Arrowhead) “CHIEEEFFFSSS!!!!!”

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

Dawn Staley shook hands pregame. But let’s call it what it is. She won 3 Olympic Gold Medals as a player. She never gives pregame ‘hugs’. I played against her. Evil eye all the way. She hates her opponent. But she’s always of integrity. Wild that she got in Geno’s head.

GENO LIED WTF