Duke Loty

Lineups with this dude must’ve been on a different level

@heatdaddy69420 There’s no possible way that these dudes are the best 11 players in America. I’ve seen like 2 nifty plays where it looks like the guy has actually played soccer before

These USA guys are really our best guys? I don’t watch this sport too much and I don’t want to be negative but these guys can barely play. I’m not kidding when I say this, I could easily be out there.

@Billybooboocap Sorry to hear this Billy. All dogs go to heaven

RIP to the Goat. Dawg amongst dogs

@alchemy_sc35895 Can you #smash that #follow button while you’re there?

@DukeLoty I might've found why you're not getting a girl:

Genuinely what am I doing wrong

@PatSoxCeltBruin Yeah don’t think that’s what I’m doing wrong but I’ll keep that in mind brotha!

@DukeLoty You gotta start eating ass my man. Bitches love that

@MDougy7 Yes

@DukeLoty Do you live in the american south?

@ThatGuyKits No I’m not 17 and my parents don’t hate me

@DukeLoty Do you own a squatted truck

@lanasin_ I can take you away from all this

@DukeLoty You don't take your shots, girls like me are left out just because guys think they can't handle it…

@johnnyrockfuk Fair

@DukeLoty Maybe stop posting other dudes on Twitter big dawg

@StoneDog82 She doesn’t include pictures in her rate

@DukeLoty You didn’t get a flick with ur girl last night?

Tough loss to @DanielQuine12 and @StoneDog82 on the course today but you can’t shoot a 10 on a par 5 with the game on the line #ThatsBaseball

It’s been real Bull Street. You’ll be missed

Game 2 was identical to 2019 game 7

@Leanwitsheen Job doxx

Messages with my bosses No respsone am I gonna get fired (lank)

You wanna share bank accounts too? #phag

Gavin McKenna becomes a New York Ranger today.

@fuhitrah7 No way, dude! Do you drink beer like all the time or something?!?! So sick!

Formal last night… damn did I have a time. 8 lemonade vodka drinks, 5 fireball shooters, 2 shots of grey goose, 7 Busch lights before formal. Vodka soda and 2 ultras at formal (open bar). Vodka soda x6 on mill after. Taco Bell for dessert. #hadaday

@BitchorBush84 Where’s the egg

@DukeLoty Fuck that dumbass b03 map

Finals are going great mom. Thanks for asking.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: the best part about Friday nights is that I get to do it all over again tomorrow