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@BBCNews Oh cool I wonder who got rid of them all

Conservatives pledge to recruit 8,000 new police officers bbc.in/3Xn4pkK

@Rainmaker1973 All good until the person in front breaks wind

An overview of the new double decked economy class concept seat [📹 Aircraft Interiors Expo]

Got it by default, but b-movie is the only one of these I will actually accept as a thing ☠️ #connections

The worst possible choices for a death knight arena run? #hearthstone

@ElectionMapsUK What did the young ever do to y'all honestly

Projected GE2024 Result if Only Over-65's could vote: CON: 364 - 38.0% LAB: 238 - 29.9% LDM: 21 - 10.0% SNP: 3 - 2.1% GRN: 2 - 3.1% PLC: 2 - 0.5% RFM: 0 - 15.9% Others: 1 - 0.4% Convervative Majority of 78.

@BassMagOnline Can anyone ID that jumper? 👀

Yes.

Thanks for the letter @DavidRutley but frankly I'd rather have a battery acid enema than give you the time of day 👍

@Telegraph Go on then?

🗣️ Sunak: I would have opted for military national service #Echobox=1716960821-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

Guys you can stop looking I found it, the worst national service take yet 🥰🥰🥰🥰

While the #conservatives build a campaign on national service for the young and handjobs for pensioners, my GP practice is texting me to literally beg for help to survive...

@gary_rae @PaulBrandITV As though it wasn't already ☠️

NEW: The Conservatives have announced that they’d introduce mandatory National Service for every eighteen year old – they will be able to choose between a full-time placement over 12 months in the armed forces or one weekend per month for a year volunteering in their community.

@BBCNews Thank u next

Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service bbc.in/4bVvGz5

@NoContextBrits NO MORE SMALL BOATS* *or portals

Huge if true.

@BBCBreaking DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

UK general election to take place on 4 July, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announces Follow live coverage bbc.in/3UVr4C7

@BBCNews Bad headline. People don't become resistant to antibiotics, bacteria do.

Woman becoming resistant to antibiotics after UTIs bbc.in/3ymyN4w

Like do you not have windows

Find the transitory period in the UK where its summer temperatures but nobody seems to have realised and continues to wear gigantic coats and jeans FASCINATING

@PlayHearthstone Highlander decks are saved 😭😭 Also good riddance to getting nailed by 1000 sunset volleys per game

Big updates to Hearthstone and Battlegrounds go live later today in Patch 29.2.2. ☝️ Over 30 Standard Buffs/Debuffs ⚔️ Wild balance updates 👑 60+ Battlegrounds balance changes Get the details: blizz.ly/3w7unO9

@weischoice Lucy Beaumont / John Richardson (but mostly because of Lucy)

who are people's favorite comedian couples? (a.k.a both parties are comedians)