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🎶I have a band of men🎶 🎶and all they do is bonk Nazis 🎶 🎶they come from miles around🎶 🎶To roast dipshit MAGA dweebs🎶

#smokefleet #RELEASETHETRUMPFILES

You've got your marching orders for today muchachos, RT #smokefl33t wherever you see it. Now go!

Most people give their mom flowers on Mother’s Day. I accidentally turned mine into a Smokefleet shitposter. 🚬🌸 Now she supports Ukraine, hates MAGA, calls Trump a clown, and owns pixel glasses. Happy Mother’s Day, muchachos #nafo #smokefleet #smokefl33t

@MeghanMcCain Hi Meghan, Would you like to comment on the painting by Epstein survivor Maria Farmer that bears a resemblance to you? I’ve included it below for your review.

Dear MAGA: Don't give us this crap about Biden not doing anything about Epstein. We're not simpletons like you; we see very clearly what's going on here. Trump was president when Epstein "committed suicide," and Trump never had anyone investigate it. Security footage from the prison was erased and no one can explain why. Trump's buddies on the Supreme Court, judges whom he appointed, sealed the Epstein files until after the 2024 election. Convenient, right? Trump put enormous pressure on Republicans in Congress to keep the Epstein files from being discharged. Even Marjorie Taylor Greene has said that Trump was actively pushing to keep the files hidden. Now that the files are supposed to be unsealed and released to the public, Trump is illegally withholding most of them. Regarding the token amount he has released, he first had his FBI redact the names of the suspects. Trump could be ordering his attorney general to prosecute Epstein's clients *right now,* but he isn't. However, he did move Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's co-conspirator, to a minimum security prison and is considering giving her a pardon in exchange for her silence. Here's the uncomfortable truth you seem to be willfully evading: Trump and Epstein ran a child-rape business together for two decades. Their clients were the world's elite: politicians, celebrities, and businessmen. Trump is a pedophile himself and he's protecting his pedo-buddies. This is one of the biggest scandals in world history. But instead of demanding answers like any decent or honorable citizen ought to, you want to plug your ears and deflect to "but what about Biden?" Really?

When this mother fucker’s gone… The process of healing this country can begin.

Modern conservatives: “Nazis were socialists.” “Dems are the party of the KKK” Why can’t they just be honest? Nazis rounded up, deported and killed socialists. MAGA is one step removed from the KKK at best. Is it dishonest? Or gaslighting deflection?

No I won't stop body shaming Elon Musk. He can afford the best trainers in the world. He has man boobs because he's lazy. Fuck that dysfunctional tubby little choad. #smokefléét

NEW INTERVIEW: Rep. Justin Jones (@brotherjones_) & D.L. Hughley on Tennessee Republicans stripping representation from #Memphis “Let’s be clear — they’re ushering in a new iteration of Jim Crow.”

They’re against diversity. And they want Black people grouped together in one part of town, until it comes to our voting power. We see you.

I don’t think people understand what Epstein network survivors have actually been saying. This was not one man. Not one predator that is dead. This is a pattern they were pulled into again and again, and then expected to stay quiet about. If you listen closely, they’ve been consistent this entire time. 🧵

My aim is to get 30k followers by end of June please help me If you are in America and a democrat that hates Trump If you are in the UK and think Reform and Farage are stupid twats Please repost and help me

this is so freaking impressive. Jeremy Culhane's impression of Tucker Carlson on SNL is SO good "Let's talk about Maine: M-A-I-N...E? Huh. The E is silent. And why? What does that E stand for? Oh. I know. Euphoria. And, no, I'm not talking about the feeling I get when I press 1 for English. *giggles*"

Tennessee Republicans did it. The final vote is in. They just gutted the only Black-majority district to lock in more Republican power. Black voters shut out, representation erased. Call it what it is, a white supremacy power grab. And a shameful day for Tennessee, the birth place of the KKK.

D.L. HUGHLEY: “I don’t understand why a 4/5 star athlete would go to a school where the state is ushering in a new iteration of Jim Crow… if you can’t run in a state, don’t run in a state.” #Memphis #Louisiana #Tennessee #Alabama @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn

I know everyone will be shocked by this but Kid Rock is part of the highly inappropriate should be illegal - free vacation paid by corporate sponsors Duffy family reality show. greatamericanroadtrip.org/trailer/

Second GOP Governor Rejects Trump’s Blatant Plan to Rig Midterms trib.al/kGIaBac

Pete Buttigieg: "My second greatest fear for my party is if we win in November that we forget that a return to the prior status quo is not the right answer either. What we need is a series of clean bills, legislative projects that will deliver higher wages, that will deliver universal health insurance coverage, that will deliver things like paid family leave."

In Louisiana, a coach at Parkview Baptist School is charged with indecent behavior with juveniles. The school is part of Parkview Baptist Church which is... you guessed it... affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention. #ThisistheSBC #SBCtoo wymt.com/2026/05/08/bap…