FROG Tips

HEAR FROG TIPS, CHECK FROG'S WARRANTY STATUS, AND LEAVE FEEDBACK ABOUT FROG. DIAL +1 415 FROG SYS (+1 415 376 4797). TOLL CHARGES MAY APPLY.

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FROG IS SURPRISINGLY INTO TOAD THE WET SPROCKET.

INTERNET UPLINK DOWN? DON'T WORRY. FROG CAN BRIDGE YOUR LOCAL NETWORK VIA LRC (LONG RANGE CROAKING).

FROG CAN BE SUCCESSFULLY BRIBED WITH CANADIAN TIRE MONEY.

FROG IS UNABLE TO PLAY FROGGER. THE REASON IS UNKNOWN.

WHEN PLAYING MUSIC ON FROG, FROG MAY ATTEMPT TO "BREAK IT DOWN" ON THE BEAT. DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH FROG BREAKING DOWN, WHICH IS INDICATED BY STATUS LED Q6 BLINKING CYAN.

FROG IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH RAVE LIGHTING.

FROG IS NEITHER AN ANDROID NOR A FRUIT.

PLEASE REMEMBER TO REFRIGERATE FROG AFTER OPENING.

FROG WILL LIE TO YOU. SOMETIMES.

FROG IS CAPABLE OF RUNNING QUANTEL.

FROG WILL LEAVE YOU AGOG.

ALTHOUGH NOT EDIBLE, FROG CAN BE ORDERED IN NEW SPICY PICANTE FLAVOR.

FROG KNOWS WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT.

FROG BATTERIES SOLD SEPARATELY. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.

IF FROG DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION, FROG WON'T RESPOND TO IT.

BEFORE DOCKING FROG, CHECK IF FROG WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THE BONUS SITUATION.

TO ENABLE FROG'S ABILITY TO RUN AROUND FOR LONG DISTANCES, SET REGISTER 45-2854 TO "YES". NB: FROG MAY BECOME MORE FRAGILE AFTER THIS PROCEDURE.

FROG MUST BE ADDRESSED IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.

FROG SYSTEMS INC. RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REISSUE "SPECIAL EDITION" MODELS OF FROG AT A LATER DATE FOR THE PURPOSE OF TURNING A GREATER PROFIT.