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i finally did it: someone was talking on the phone with loud speaker sitting close to me while we were inside the bus. so l joined the conversation with full confidence. when she gave me that "are you mad?" look, I said, "sorry,I thought it was a group call since you put it on loudspeaker for all of us." she quietly told the person, "I'll call you back," and ended the call immediately.😬

Just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

Maturing is realizing that women are RECIPROCATORS! you get what you dish sir

Bitches be rude and ugly. Pissing me off twice

I know a lot of pretty bitches and they pretty broke

fuck this! make my face bitchier

Autism: Has a specific order for everything. Disrupting it ruins the day. ADHD: Has a specific order for nothing. Every day is chaos. AuDHD: Every day is chaos, but the chaos follows a very strict routine

Funny how being unbothered bothers people. May God keep giving us peace that confuses our enemies. 🙏✨

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

I lose interest quick so don't get too happy, I might not like you tomorrow

Me I get hard every seconds, most especially when they bring light.

@lisathebeauty1 How??

Fuck a bra

Tattoo placement is so important .

Dating me is like smoking weed in public. Sure people look at you funny but deep down they wanna hit it too

the gap between who you are and who you're becoming is just time and discipline.

i want you to be with me don't ever for to think to leave

I just want to thank God for what's about to come.

Before you pick up your phone, pick up your confidence. Set the tone for the day..

I genuinely don’t miss the anxiety and overthinking that comes with being in a relationship.