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@GDistaster

nonbinary, 20, mainly here for cats :)

he/they Inscrit le Ocak 2020

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@timmyroundboy

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🔻⚢ Public Universal Friend ⚢🔻@BRATZULA·13 Ara

Oh, apparently the kid DID stab the pedophile!

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Ifenimi@Ifenimiii·14 Ara

I became a master of precision, a sculptor of sorts. By trial and error, I discovered how to “slim-fit” the meat, tearing off small, crispy pieces in such a way that the contours remained intact. It was an art, really, one I executed with care and ingenuity.

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x-biohazard@GDistaster·15 Ara

@dok_torin vorallem bei sachen wie magen darm, was häufig rum geht, machts eh keinen sinn zu mem arzt zu fahren.. selbes für zeug wie erkältung, etc

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hannah@crankhart·15 Ara

Why does he actuallylook happier

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Marina ✨❄️@dyingnome·14 Ara

do you also need to feel attracted to crash bandicoot in order to play the games or is this only important when the protagonist is a woman?

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Mumford & Prue@mumfordandprue·14 Ara

mumford²

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princess jiang@70s90s·13 Ara

she is 10 today! everyone say happy birthday tilly

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my friends cat turned 9 yesterday

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michael wave@michael___wave·13 Ara

obsessed with the absolutely blammo cats this account always posts right after their neutering ops

The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat@LorenzoTheCat

SNIP SNIP---his name is Pickles and his nights as a back alley Romeo are over. Thanks, Operation Catnip in Gainesville, FL.

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x - kat 😺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸@sawyermomee·14 Ara

I'm sick can someone come make me some rice or perhaps teach Gus how to make rice

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WholesomeMemes@WholesomeMeme·14 Ara

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ai slop-slayer@lord_lila·8 Ara

so he used a gun designed to quietly kill animals like PIGS?????? holy shit.

Lauren McKenzie@TheMcKenziest

What the fuck is a “veterinary pistol”?? lmao

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x - kat 😺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸@sawyermomee·8 Ara

Playing it cool on Soy's account but I'm actually drowning in grief. I miss him so much I feel like dying

Sawyer 🌈🌈@sawyerbabey

Yesterday I said goodbye to my best friend, my soulmate, my baby. It was Sawyer's time, and he'd lived a long and happy life. I will miss him terribly every day, but I'm so grateful that you all loved him too ❤️❤️

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no@zedonarrival·8 Ara

huge news.. i’ve had chips for 5 years and this week she finally started sitting on my lap which i previously accepted she’d never do in her life

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Veles@keyofgeo·5 Ara

“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

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