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disappointed with the google image results for Litler. I expect all obvious portmanteaus to have many memes. #buttherearenomemes #litler

Wrists are all fucked up. Drinking moonshine to help. #whatever

Trump is threatening to leave the health care plan of the man who got millions more votes than him in place. Brutal.

@TekPK how's it going Trevis?

Broke af on my birthday #takebackyourempties #uppercanadian

Almost every big claim Donald Trump just made was false independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

Pro tip: Fry fish in burger grease for extra flavor. #chefadvice #5starkitchen #nevercleanthecastiron

we're puttin' it on wax #testpress #doubleLP #fuckyeah instagram.com/p/BQ_onbTD7Z6k…

It's -13° and there's no replies to any of my booking emails. The internet tubes must be frozen.

@marcelketchup "i was gonna work out after i cleaned my car but i found a beer and half a pack of smokes" - a man in the same boat

i don't condone theft but sometimes i have too much mulled wine and

"I don't smoke pot anymore but were in the Maritimes so I guess I smoke pot." #maritime #atlanticcanada #mytwitterpasswordwaseasytofigureout

It's either 4am or no one gets my jokes. #whocares

government wants you to think you need fancy pre-made sourdough starters but it's just shitty flour that starts to go bad #FightThePower

Wanna take a leak outside but it's way too early to go unnoticed. #nobackyard #fromthesouth #nature #peeingonnature

Just because we're open does not mean I want your business. #shoo

1st rolluptherim win. #comingtoyourcountrydrinkingyourcoffee

few days of spring are gonna be wykyd for the first time in a while and I'm tweeting about it because I'm excited. #lolsd #freezers

Ontario should sell booze in convenient stores so I can go buy beers and drink them at work #employeeofthemonth #whoevencares #nofilter

BACK ON THE TWATOSPHERE, BITCHES #WHAT #HASHTAG #YOLO #DOLO #WHATSATWITTERANYWAY? #capslock