Ghost General

Don't ask for my name. Names are for records. Don't ask where I am. Coordinates are for satellites. Don't ask where I work. Affiliations create patterns. Don't ask for my picture. Faces reveal more than words. Don't ask who I am. I am a living ghost👻. Every detail withheld is an attack surface removed. Every question unanswered is a door left closed. Anonymity isn't paranoia. It's discipline.

@icg15632 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

友人のことだから黙っていたけど、どうしてもモヤモヤする。 別日に観劇していた友人の前列に座っていた小さいお子さんがずっと完全前傾で友人は何も見えず。 優しい友人は、幕間まで待って、保護者の方に、前傾になられると後ろの人が何も見えないことをお伝えするとともに、スタッフにも報告して

@icg15632 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dora_12cc 😂😂😂😂😂

結婚したレオ監夫婦の公務でのハプニング集、もっと見たい ①なんやかんやで二人に授与されたトロフィーを受け取ろうとした監が持ち手部分を破壊（レが手で持って仲睦まじそうに添えて破損を誤魔化しているが監の「あっ」の一言の時点で周りにはバレバレ）、平静を装いながら目で会話する二人の回とか

@maru_yamada Wow amazing

元の世界で別段特別可愛い枠でもなかった監督生（♀）。女だと喧伝はしてないけど、そこまで隠してもないので親しい人は知ってる、ぐらい。なのでNRCに入った後も周囲の顔面偏差値に負け、「こんな顔の良い連中が自分なんかに興味を持つわけがない」という、ちょっと自嘲スレスレの開き直りがある。

@ym_kank_i2 😂😂😂😂😂😂

#twstプラス 喧嘩⚡️🌸 ⚡️「おい人間！！！！！！！！！」 🌸「何妖精！！！！！！！！！！！！！」 ⚡️「？！？！？！」 🌸「私人間って名前じゃないもん！！！！！！！！これから人間って呼ばれたら⚡️のこと妖精って呼び返すから！！！！！！！！！！」

@ASCIIART_NOVEL 😂😂😂😂😂

「もしもし。今から帰るんだ、けど……」 『分かったー。気をつけてねー』 「しくじった。電話しなきゃよかった」 『？　なんで？』 「前からお前が歩いてくる。スマホ持ってない。どっちが本物だ？」

@nekosame__op Please explain

#twstプラス 🐉「僕に口答えか、🦁」 🦁「あ？真っ当な意見だが？」 🐉「ほう？」 🦁「あ"ぁ？」 🌸(こわい"ぃぃぃ！！🦇先輩探すぅ"ぅぅ"！！！)←たまたまいた人 🌸「あ！！🦇せんぱぁぁいぃぃ(大号泣)」 🦇「どうしんじゃ、そんなに泣いて…」 🌸「🦁先輩と🐉太郎がぁぁ"！！」

@ox_ajj Eating😂

What do you think he do for a living?

@Sadeeyarh01 And in all of these, na halal he commit and go still get reward ontop😂😂😂

Polygamy will run you mad😭🤣 My aunt is the first wife and lives in Abuja. She’s over 55 oh 😭. The second wife lives in Lagos. The husband works and stays in Abuja, then travels to Lagos to see the other wife. One time, the second wife came to Abuja because oga hadn’t been to Lagos in a while because of work. 😭🤣 This man picked her up from the airport, took her to an apartment, came back home, packed his luggage and left. My aunt was just pacing around the house and hissing 😭🤣. She didn’t speak to anybody for almost a week. She was ANGRY. Turns out jealousy doesn’t retire at 50 😭

Let me pin this here 📌

@KianahsBedding Ehen na Before nko?? Main purpose of marriage is to protect your chastity and prevent yourself from haram Sex. So if you're married, and you have halal sex at your disposal, make sure you utilize it properly. Plus, you dey talk asive na only men dey enjoy sex.

50% of men these days just want to get married because of constant free sex!!

Weather for Tea☕ 💖. Una to get corrupt mind. All of una dey think of knacking.

@AdenikeOmolar11 Weather for Tea☕ 💖. Una to get corrupt mind. All of una dey think of knacking

What comes to your mind seeing this kind weather ?

God when?? This Man Dangote is an absolute mad man when it comes to wealth and knowing his worth. The last time the Nigerian oil Cabals wanted to frustrate him, he showed them what kind of thick skin he's made up of.

It's unfortunate. I usually tell people especially all these NCO's to avoid dressing incomplete or not being fully kitted. The standard dress code in the military is to be fully kitted head to toe. Look sharp, smart and Packard. Allah ya kiyaye gaba.

Start ur day with Quran 💕

@Sironyeka Active Keep the energy going ⚡⚡

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For the first time in my life, I'm seeing a Mercedes Benz with Toyota interior. Indeed, what God cannot do does not exist.