Mike Groves

Punk: “Your dad is dead” Roman: “You’re old” Jade Cargill: “I’m that bitch” Liv Morgan: “Your mom is a hoe” Lesnar and Oba:

@EliteClubS0B Whole segment was fire

Pat McAfee being the mystery caller is one of the worst reveals I have ever seen in the history of professional wrestling. I can't believe it, there’s gotta be some catch 😭 #SmackDown

Uhhh… @wwe just completely blew it and then knocked it out of the mfing park in one segment. #wwesmackdown #smackdown #wwe #randyorton #patmcafee @RandyOrton @PatMcAfeeShow

I was so close to getting attitude era @IAmJericho in a 2k game. DAMMIT!

Definitely the coolest part about attending @wwe #mondaynightraw #wweraw at MSG tonight @DanhausenAD

@316REIGNS Lmfao I was up in the suites at msg and that’s definitely what I THOUGHT I saw him do

PUNK???

I’d like to personally invite @DanhausenAD to the Lexus vip suite at the garden Monday night. Feel free to come hang out with us and have Asian fusion foodhausens

@badgirlfights Damn he mad as fuck he can’t buy unlimited pork buns no more

Chinese Man beating his wife after she invested all their money into massive amounts of silver bars and lost it all when the stock market collapsed

I’ve seen enough! Give @DanhausenAD all the human monies, all the teeth, all the blimps and all the hall of famehausens!

Soooo who’s gonna tell @WWE and @TripleH they need to bring back the 24/7 title so @DanhausenAD can run around in the background of all the serious segments with the title like a Gremlinhausen.

Hey @steveaustinBSR any shot you could do a quick gender reveal video for a lifelong stone cold fans first born ?

@WWE @ShawnMichaels @TrillLondonwwe @Tubi At a quick glance I thought this was Kitt Wilson and Jevon Evan’s

Harley Riggins and @TrillLondonwwe battle it out one-on-one TONIGHT on #WWEEvolve! Tune into #WWEEvolve tonight at 8 ET/5 PT only on @Tubi WATCH HERE ▶️ tubitv.com/series/3000151…

@BoleroSnort You’re the best also, tell Jose I said ☝🏼☝🏼

@GrovesIsGod Liquor stores respond best when their customers request them 🥲 I'll send your request to that area's sales rep and hopefully help make this happen! #soursarelife

12 and a half hour day can only mean one thing …. It’s CREAM POP ALE TIME!! Ain’t that right @BoleroSnort

Long shot but hey @steveaustinBSR why are the chances I can get you to do a quick 10 second gender reveal video for my wife and I to post on 3:16 day? #wwe #stonecold #steveaustin @BrokenSkullBeer #what #316 #hellyeah

@BoleroSnort No youuuuuuu. Btw send Glorys in Jackson more sours k? Thanks ❤️

@GrovesIsGod you're the fucking best Mike

I never EVER do meet and greets, but when @RealKurtAngle comes to Tom’s River, NJ you get in that line it’s true ITS DAMN TRUE!

@GrimsToyShow They were clearly booing the lights going down. Should have had him cut a promo with truth running out to interview “sting”

The live arena boos for Danhausen are diabolical

Coulda recorded a backstage assault before bronn went in for surgery and had the masked man open raw, coulda had Roman come out and make the USO’s trash Otis and tozawa. Instead we got “injured in training” and dudes wrestling just cause it’s their job wtf are yall doing @wwe

Your wife being pregnant also means thinking you have the day off to do nothing and then watch the Super Bowl, but then magically finding yourself getting ready to go to ShopRite for some reason.