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.☘︎ ܁˖ 𝐒𝐚𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬 .☘︎* ܁
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.☘︎ ܁˖ 𝐒𝐚𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬 .☘︎* ܁
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She doesn't know what's up with her neighbor but he's being hella noisy...
𝓙｡ ♡@daringroo
Ya might have overdone it. Zinc and protein supplements, libido stimulants, hormone injections, orgasm denial for weeks, prostate massages?! No wonder the poor roo has gone manically feral, he’s so backed up he’s humping the pillows to feel the friction!
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.☘︎ ܁˖ 𝐒𝐚𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬 .☘︎* ܁ retweeté
@xkalopsia Fr, at that point just get chiropractor certification.
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When the residents are evil
ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ— 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫@G00D_DAWG
⠀ Her full name? Uhh, Alice Scott Kennedy. ⠀
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.☘︎ ܁˖ 𝐒𝐚𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬 .☘︎* ܁ retweeté
.☘︎ ܁˖ 𝐒𝐚𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬 .☘︎* ܁ retweeté
.☘︎ ܁˖ 𝐒𝐚𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬 .☘︎* ܁ retweeté
“I made us some dinner...”
[She crashed the truck and got arrested]
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Man... If only some cute boys would lift her up like a small toy...
Non-sexually of course...
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I deadass know for a fact you did not just post about me on the timeline...
“ＦÉＮＩＸ”@BELKAN_PHOENIX
I like it when my Irish wife is mean to me but no one will ever know this because this post will get forgotten in the ocean of other posts.
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@N3RDY_K9 The small canine was somewhat losing her mind in silence, especially with such a forward comment, there was one fact about her though... She didn't do well with forward compliments like that...
“G-grace darlin'...”
“Let's... Not think too much about it... Aight?...”
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@HARPISMS ㅤ
ㅤㅤ․ʿʿ bruh, I'm saying your chest looks fucking nice. if anything I'm jealous of you. ʾʾ․
and it wasn't far from the truth. Grace genuinely wished she had a flatter chest. to her they looked adorable.
ㅤㅤ․ʿʿ all I'm saying is, I'd totally bury my face in em'. ʾʾ․
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“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and lad... I hurt people...”
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@N3RDY_K9 Saoirse shows visible jealousy while her large eyes notice the sizable difference between her chest and Graces'...
Life is unfair...
“Real nice... I'm happy for ye'...”, it's pretty funny...
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@HARPISMS ㅤ
ㅤㅤ․ʿʿ yeah, well ... you should show them more! whole lot of bark, not enough bite! I'm with my tits out nearly all the time! ʾʾ․
even right now, as she wears an oversized t-shirt without a bra on, making her chest VERY visible at certain angles when helping her out.
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@N3RDY_K9 “Everywun' would, wouldn't they?...”
“Maybe then people would appreciate THESE!-”
She's placing her hands on her... NOT SMALL chest and shaking her EXISTENT chest...
Someone will tell her eventually...
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@HARPISMS ㅤ
the canine froze as the thought of Saoirse rocking bikini in the middle of winter began crossing her mind.
ㅤㅤ․ʿʿ ... ( cough ... )
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between you and me, I'd pay to see it. ʾʾ․
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“I HOPE YE' SLIP AND EAT SHITE!-”
“ＦÉＮＩＸ”@BELKAN_PHOENIX
“What tits...” Toño you fucking dumba-
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“I SHOWED YE' ME FECKIN' TITS AND YE' SAID " now puffing up her chest and speaking in a sarcastic deep voice “What am i supposed to be looking at?-”
“I HAVE TITS YE' GOBSHITE!-”
“ＦÉＮＩＸ”@BELKAN_PHOENIX
“Oh my goodness IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME!-” “LET ME LIVE!-”
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“Ye'... Tell the damn world how much of an EEJIT ye' are...”
“ＦÉＮＩＸ”@BELKAN_PHOENIX
How he looks at the [READER] after dropping the smoothest pickup line and then ending the conversation with “Yeah, the book didn't tell me what to do after this part”.
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@N3RDY_K9 She has no rizz at all... It's almost funny...
But then she remembers her own lack of rizz and then refuses to find it funny..., “I'd laugh at ye' but it'd be friendly fire wouldinnit'?...”
“J-just don't ask Anton about the Bikini i wore the middle of feckin' winter...”
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@HARPISMS ㅤ
ㅤㅤ․ʿʿ psh ... it was a compliment, silly. you look fuckin' good, ya' goober ... ʾʾ․
said the canine whilst passing the wrench to the other, rolling her eyes and sighing in defeat. Grace has no rizz ...
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