Hayden

This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️

@alvelasquez__ Out here doing the lords work

The McRib returns November 1st if anyone was wondering

@cadearceneaux Happens to me every time man

Y’all ever feel like your day is going okay then look down and realize your fly has been down the whole 3 hours you’ve been at the car dealership?

This is tough. I like them both

It’s Saturday so the stock market can’t keep going down.

@SydneyRoo_ Don’t be a snitch

No matter how many times u get hangry, you always think ur anger is real — Plato

how did i get so lucky?!? 😍

You have to be mentally and physically prepared for Halloween in NYC

When the flavor is out of this world 🌎 👽🚀

The funniest shark tank pitch I’ve ever seen

Why does this still hurt?

@matthewgosss @Barkywoof

@Barkywoof I’m watching you :-)

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or shower at home.

@Allie_Thorpe You’re watching the old seasons homie

Who’s gonna provide all the rewards on Survivor if Sears goes out of business? 🤔

@purnell_lauren Why you always tweeting about them then 🙃

Guys just ain’t shit💀

@purnell_lauren Maybe don’t be needy

If you’re too busy to reply just let me know so I’m not just sitting here thinking you’re ignoring me🙃