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@InfiniteWitches

Witches|32|TX The Universe gives its hardest battles to its silliest warriors.

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Candy Witch@InfiniteWitches·
Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!
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Miri Vinni
Miri Vinni@MiriVinni·
These are all real types of single women, but it’s missing a very large, mostly invisible category: women who either had one bf in HS/college, or no bf at all, and just never figured out adult dating. They always assumed it’d “happen if it’s supposed to happen” and it never did.
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy

I’m convinced that all these guys who come up with proposals to “fix the fertility rate” have never talked to a woman. They treat it like an economics problem they can optimize, or even worse they just tell women to have kids to “save civilization.” If you actually spend time with women who aren’t having kids, you’ll find they almost all fall into one of five buckets: 1. Dating problems. They were in some 5+ year relationship (or a series of relationships) that stole their youth and left them so jaded that they’ve given up on finding a man who could be a good father. 2. Family problems. They come from such a dysfunctional home that their own childhood holds few happy memories, and they’re terrified of recreating those conditions with their own children. 3. Health problems. A ton more women than you think have conditions like endometriosis or PCOS or other health complications that can affect fertility and make having kids more dangerous or harder to do. 4. Career goals. They’re convinced that they have something huge and unique to contribute to the world either professionally or creatively, whereas “every woman can have a kid,” and so to them, having children sounds like a waste of their potential, like giving up. 5. Lifestyle goals. They’re really into traveling and being independent and getting into “adventures,” they want to explore the world and experience everything, and the idea of giving all that up to sit at home and raise kids makes them want to die. If you really want to fix the fertility rate, and you’re not addressing at least a few of these, your solution is useless.

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R A T B O Y 🐀🐀 ♘ ♗ ♖
just found out my landlord has to pay me ~$40,000 for evicting me to demolish the building
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Rebekah Jones
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·
A white woman in Florida killed her toddler by giving him raw milk, despite the warning label on the carton. She walks free AND sues the farm. A Black mother feeds her sick baby organic whole milk during Hurricane Katrina, and she spends 18 years in jail. "American Justice"
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anya 🫐✨
anya 🫐✨@admiralaralani_·
When I worked in a grocery store, we stopped selling red delicious apples because they weren't selling enough. I had three older people ask me where they were & explained gently we no longer sell them. One lady pouted at me. This 60-something y/o woman stuck out her bottom lip +
🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾@selentelechia

accidentally mixed a red delicious apple in with the honeycrisps last time I got apples 5yo amped herself up over the "beautiful red apple," bit into it, and was Extremely Upset "Mommy. this apple isn't...good?"

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Alex Vitale
Alex Vitale@avitale·
When landlords shut off the heat or send goons to evict us the police say it isn't there concern, but try and protect your neighbors from being made homeless through fraudulent deed theft and the police will brutalize you.
Chris Sommerfeldt@C_Sommerfeldt

Councilmember @OsseChi was arrested a bit ago while attending a protest against an eviction in Bedstuy. NYPD officers can be seen tackling him to the ground in this video posted on Instagram:

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Lanius
Lanius@General_JWJ·
Eye-opening moment for me was meeting a Canadian during a conference in Europe who asked us, star-struck, what was "that amazing blue-winged bird" he saw in a park earlier. We struggled, eventually realising it was a magpie. Being too used to seeing it, we forgot how cool it was
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Tylia 🏳️‍⚧️
Tylia 🏳️‍⚧️@ScienceTylia·
Child trauma does this to you. I live with this. This is part of people pleasing/fawning, which is a trauma response designed to avoid conflict by placing others needs above your own (and avoid the chance to be rejected by others by not interacting with others).
David@Justtdavid_

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you

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zaeed
zaeed@zxidtxt·
i think more redemption arcs should present a true challenge as in "what if your loved ones don't forgive you, would you still want to change?", i feel so much male character redemption is carried not by their actions but by women priorizing love over themselves.
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Friendlily 🎵🎨
Friendlily 🎵🎨@Friendlily_N·
Meet the 2,000 years old version of Hatsune Miku featured in my Vocaloid story! An android supposedly “inspired” by the real Hatsune Miku, the survival of culture in the future hinges on bringing her back to life.
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