Simon Aarons

okay so do you want Brwon or Dack Grey

DO NOT use bbc goodfoods american pancake recipe. turned out too thick and stodgy with no fluff. i didnt have any milk so i used 20% fat cream and i had no self rasing flour so i used plain flour. AWFUL RECIPE

Mario 65 is a fun little Mario fan game that recreates the classic Mario 64 intro screen, but with Mario a little older and worse for wear. freegameplanet.com/mario-65-brows… by #gamedev henold #indiedev #indiegame #gaming

Once you realize how weird people be, you really don't wanna fuck with nobody. People be dickriding, distorting who they are and how they live tryna keep up with everybody, having secret competition with you, having ill intentions, be talking about you when you’re not around, laughing at your situation, plotting and be right in your face

It's kind of cool that you won't remember reading this tweet tomorrow. You'll probably forget about having ever read this in like 2 minutes.

I’ve heard of boba tea, but there’s a new place in the neighborhood that sells something they call Kiki tea, so I got some to try

Address mii

I've never seen a more apple looking apple

67 jumpscare

My son eats paper. Can’t eat anything else for medical reasons (rare ADHD variant). Can’t take himself to Barnes and Noble because of the daily surgeries his illness requires. Maybe think before you post next time 🤷🏻‍♀️

"i can't believe ai music is advanced enough to fool people into thinking it's real!"❌ country music is so samey and repetitive that even a robot can convincingly imitate it✅

@GTM5471 @SuperWeegeeX @avasionn twin what is this exchange 🥀

@SuperWeegeeX @avasionn you had to be there

i lowkey got a toxic yaoi thing going on but i actually just fucking hate this guy

normalize decorative first letters in code snippets

Scored a master tape copy of unused takes from a 1957 Paul Desmond & Gerry Mulligan recording session for Blues in Time - including one track never before released or heard by the general public (yet!)

fucked up on the yapple

the most recent Windows insider preview release added an internet speed test "button" to the Wi-Fi control center that actually just tells you to fucking Google it instead

how a gamer sees the world