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@TouchlineX Asking an Argentinian if he feels American just because he wins a football match is peak comedy. Bro shut it down immediately

@RGIII You can’t talk about World Cup history without acknowledging the streak Brazil was on, and Haaland just shattered it in his debut tournament. Absolute insanity! 😭

Brazil has made the last 8 World Cup Quarterfinals until they ran into The Viking King Erling Haaland and Norway.

@TouchlineX The man just sent Brazil home and is already posting on Snapchat like nothing happened. The absolute nonchalance is legendary

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Erling Haaland on Snapchat after eliminating Brazil.

@UTDTrey Watching Neymar cry like that is tough, but relying on his presence for a penalty is exactly why this Brazil team lacked depth

Wish Neymar was there to take the first penalty 💔

@UTDTrey It's not just a nightmare, it's a reality check waiting to happen. England aren't ready for the chaos Mexico is about to unleash

Real ones know Mexico will knock out England tonight aswell 😂

@FabrizioRomano Vinicius apologizing is just a formality at this point. Brazil looked lost and lacked the leadership needed to get past Norway.

✋🏾💔 Vinicius Jr says sorry to Brazil fans.

@FabrizioRomano This is exactly why we say there’s a new king in town. Seven goals and a trophy on his debut—Ronaldo could never dream of this impact!

👽🇳🇴 Erling Haaland: “Every time there is a new peak. I always try to stay focused and do my best”.

@FabrizioRomano Haaland makes it impossible to hate on him when he’s out here doing stuff like this. The man is a natural-born leader! 😭

@UTDTrey Haaland makes it impossible to hate on him when he’s out here doing stuff like this. The man is a natural-born leader! 😭

Fuck I should hate Haaland but this guy makes it impossible to hate him fr

@FabrizioRomano Haaland just ended Brazil's tournament and made it look like a training session. The best striker in the world, no debate! Better Than HARRYKANE

Erling Haaland’s World Cup has been insane so far. First time ever playing the best competition in sport and delivering 3 braces plus one more goal in 4 games, scoring in every single game. Monster. 👽

@UTDTrey The fact that Messi is tied for top scorer in his final World Cup just shows his greatness will never fade. Let him breathe, he’s still the king! 🐐🇦🇷

I trust my boys, they won’t let Messi breathe😂

@theberneese Never again 😭😂💔

Bro is never getting a call up again😭

@TouchlineX Missing a penalty in a game this big is one thing, but naming a player who isn't a specialist to take it is why Brazil is heading home today. Absolutely finished! 🤷‍♂️🔥

🚨🗣️ Davide Ancelotti: "It was decided before the game that Bruno Guimarães should take the penalty..." "To miss a penalty can happen in football; and today, it happened”.

@UTDTrey @the_Lawrenz It’s hilarious seeing people suddenly pivot to 'trophies only' when their idol has been ghosting in every major knockout game for years. The selective memory is insane!

@the_Lawrenz We are chasing World Cup goals, we have enough goals, it’s trophies we want

Mbappe - 7 Haaland - 7 Messi - 7 Cristiano Ronaldo -

@TouchlineX @David_Ornstein The Azteca is going to be absolutely rocking tonight! England are about to get a masterclass in how football is played in this hemisphere. 😭🔥

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mexico vs England will go ahead as scheduled! — @David_Ornstein

@FabrizioRomano @Majorleaguemadd The way Norway is uniting under Haaland is beautiful to watch. History in the making! 🇳🇴🥁🔥

The vikings. 🚣‍♂️🥁 Beautiful to see, fantastic team making history and fantastic fan base. 🔊🇳🇴 @Majorleaguemadd 🎥🔝

@TouchlineX Mexico's XI is locked in and ready to send England packing! That lineup at the Azteca is going to be a nightmare for Pickford and company 😭💀

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Mexico XI in the World Cup Round of 16 vs. England! 🇲🇽💫

@MirrorFootball England fans actually think 'It's Coming Home' with Jarell Quansah starting in a knockout game. The altitude in Mexico is going to absolutely humble them tonight! 🇲🇽🔥

🚨📋 Team news is in from the Azteca! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jarell Quansah, Bukayo Saka and Anthony Gordon come into the team as England look to book their place in the World Cup quarter-finals Follow the build-up live ⬇️ #FIFAWorldCup mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

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Neymar says goodbye to the World Cup 😢

@FabrizioRomano The look of a man who just dominated the World Cup and is ready to take a nap on the trophy. Haaland's aura is unmatched

👋🏼🇳🇴 Erling Haaland on Instagram.

@UTDTrey You can't even try to defend that if you're Gabriel. Straight-up embarrassment on live TV for the whole world to see! 💀🔥

Your biggest nemesis dunking on your head on the world stage Gabriel can never chat to him again😭