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WE ARE THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT #JAZZTRONAUTS FOR @garrysmod IS NOW LIVE ON GITHUB AND STEAM WORKSHOP!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=BT6Ds_… Trailer! pastebin.com/Vtup4erb Official setup FAQ! github.com/Foohy/jazztron… GitHub repo! steamcommunity.com/workshop/filed… Workshop Collection! VIDEO GAMES

Massive thanks to @ChalkboardSea for this, you did it far better, far faster than I could've! And as you could probably guess, barring something crazy happening, last thing that's going up here.

Trying to think of a clever way to say something but all the fun ways would make the techno pissbaby cry. Oh well, no links anyway.

11/4 But it's never enough. #Jazztronauts

@Riley79576175 Like, you wouldn't even see this in the background of a shot of a crime drama show.

@Riley79576175 He was walking around a level with a resource ding going off about every two seconds and the only goal of the game was to make your character taller, re: stretched vertically. It was like, less than an idle game.

Watching my nephew play Roblox and any concern I may have had with Jazztronauts being a "real game" is out the window.

@FHeeheehoohoo Some games are more false than others.

@JazzSourceMod nothing is a real game, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram,

Now *you* can carry the trolley around! About time, really. Like, I wasn't gonna say anything, but, it was a little unfair that she gave you all those rides and you never returned the favor, don't you think? I don't think she minded but Iunno I always got that sorta vibe, y'know?

The real unedited Birds of a Feather music video

Shoutout to this fruity fuck i love so much #jazztronauts

Nothing remains. #jazztronauts #garrysmod

@ErzaFan89 @RazzyDessert @Wario64 If I'm reading this right, wouldn't playing Engineer with the Rescue Ranger in Team Fortress 2 fall under this patent? Or possibly playing Engineer in general, or any character like him in any similar games. Hell, snatching NPCs in Jazztronauts falls dangerously close.

@RazzyDessert @Wario64

Nintendo w/ The Pokemon Company have filed a patent infringement lawsuit in the Tokyo District Court against Pocketpair Inc. This lawsuit seeks an injunction against infringement and compensation for damages on the grounds that Palworld, a game developed and released by the Defendant, infringes multiple patent rights. Nintendo will continue to take necessary actions against any infringement of its intellectual property rights including the Nintendo brand itself, to protect the intellectual properties it has worked hard to establish over the years. nintendo.co.jp/corporate/rele…

@SonicLuxArts Snatch yours now, before the heat-death of the Universe!

A new badge is up on Etsy! It's the @JazzSourceMod logo pin badge! Grab yours now here: etsy.me/3zvkI5y !! <3 Available in 3 sizes: 25mm, 32mm and 58mm!!

Sometimes you go to test something and you can just tell that it's gonna be one of *those* days.

Cellist wants to watch real cinema #jazztronauts #SkibidiToiletMultiverse

@JamingJelly Hey now. The popcorn eating is extra.

@JazzSourceMod Cant wait for the DLC which is just a cutscene of the Cellist eating popcorn and laughing at you for 83 minutes straight because you bought a stupid ass DLC that costed $292.43.

I'm pleased to announce that Jazztronauts is going to be the first AAAAA game! Three-hundred sixty-two years in development, and we've *already* fired everyone working on it. Our budget will double the US national debt. 9/10 IGN

@FHeeheehoohoo It actually wears out the rest of your hard drive so nothing else but it can be installed.

@JazzSourceMod unlimited games.. but no games...

@vibripplefacts It'll cost World Speed Increase 10.