Archbishop Bends VII

@NYJmikeyy @TheRealDRoc28 Hey Mikey you won’t believe this but odds can actually change throughout a day. I know a Jets fan isn’t used to change since they eternally blow but just an FYI for you

@TheRealDRoc28 It’s actually +1890 on DK. But i assumed most philly sports fans are morons

Wait… the odds for a Philly sports trifecta today are +1776?

@TheRyenRussillo Its becoming increasingly clear that @Ceruti has never actually watched a sixers game

Rank these 4 guards: Cade, Maxey, Brunson, Mitchell

@pimjuice21 @supahslimey @lord_brunson @_KTS_ Example 1 million of cowboys fans not watching football or knowing how google works

@supahslimey @lord_brunson @_KTS_ I'm no Bryce fan, but the hurts rating is inflated bcuz he throws a ton of screens and 4 yard passes. He's surrounded by all pros and has never had an elite passing season

Get that man a QB

@PenguinsJesus Lets see how much you risked on it then

The Pens fought hard and got unlucky because this Flyers team is a joke 😂 At 9% odds to win the conference even the market knows Philly has zero chance to make a run. Easy money shorting the Flyers.

@junii_3325 @TheAstrosLocker That’s because they are the Mets

@TheAstrosLocker Mets have a higher payroll and are in last place.

FOH with the prospect talk like they didn’t just pay Kyle Tucker $60M a year to be their fifth‑best hitter. The Dodgers are the best team in baseball because their payroll sits in its own tax bracket, miles above almost every other franchise, full stop. They have unlimited financial resources, so they’re not forced for trade prospects as much as other teams. When they do move someone good, it doesn’t matter. They can cover any mistake with another massive, deferred contract without blinking. The only meaningful difference between them and other well‑run teams is the budget. They’re the Rays with a stack of blank checks. They’ve drafted and developed very few true stars in the last decade; they bought the rest. Any conversation that ignores their spending is disingenuous at best. Stop acting like they’re some feel‑good story built on plucky underdogs and homegrown talent.

@MLB @Gatorade My boy @egannick_ needs this

Wrigleyville, this one’s calling your name 👀 We are giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong bat just for you! Repost and reply for a chance to win!

@JoeA_NFL Figures Hurts #1 fan is excited they got more weapons

Boy, if the Eagles had a QB who could handle trying to read multiple WR options on a single play, the Eagles' WR corps would be STACKED Unfortunately, Hurts is a 1-read guy, so it doesn't matter that they have a really fun WR3 & WR4

@DanSchneierNFL Gaints fan wants Eagles to lose. Groundbreaking stuff. Stay down in the basement fella

I’m a Mets fan and surprisingly don’t find enjoyment in Yankees pain. It’s the same for the Jets. At this point I’m actually rooting for them to turn it around bc my Jet fan friends deserve it I reserve my hatred for division teams. And my god would an Eagles 4-13 season hit hard

Andrew Painter makes his MLB debut for the @Phillies tonight, so we're giving away a signed ball! Follow and repost for your chance to win.

@YouAndMinecraft @HurtzBlows @jalenreagors I didn’t even know that, that actually makes it more sad

@Jbends7 @HurtzBlows @jalenreagors It’s Dan Sileo running the account nobody should be surprised 😂

Top 5 worst moments as an Eagles fan: 1) Sirianni extension 2) DeMarcus Robinson incident 3) SB57 loss 4) Week 10 2022 5) Shady -> Kiko

@YouAndMinecraft @HurtzBlows @jalenreagors He doesn’t realize how sad your life gotta be to create a fake eagles fan account just to hate on the QB 😭

@HurtzBlows @jalenreagors Nobody stays on Hurts’ jock like you buddy 😂 Keep hating and stay mad

@johnsaponaro Common mets 9 IQ take

Real talk, this the most try-hard, “look at me” shit you can do. I wanted Pete back, but I understood the baseball decision. But w/ every new “display” he puts on, it gets easier & easier to be happy he’s gone. You could easily do this out of uniform w/o cameras. #LGM

@Senga2Alvarez Another 8 IQ mets fan shocker

Doesn't seem like such a fleece when you realize that the Mets have used CASH to acquire every free agent since. That's a list that includes Max Scherzer, Starling Marte, Jose Iglesias, Luis Severino, Kodai Senga, Pete Alonso, Edwin Diaz, Juan Soto, Bo Bichette, and many more

@DanBFox1287 Good to know you are open to adding the best pitcher of the 2020s

Open to adding a healthy Wheeler

Seen some talk about who the real true "aces" are in baseball. Here's who I would put in that category Crochet Fried Ragans Skubal Woo Brown deGrom Sale Sanchez Skenes Yamamoto Webb Not a long list

@chxnluh @_braves__ @crimsonvad3r Bro would rather win the Boca raton bowl than a playoff game

@_braves__ @crimsonvad3r Well yeah I’m not talking ab the scale or stakes of it. Ofc a playoff game, especially a win, is way better

Alabama didn’t win a Bowl Game?

@BoltsinBlue @AryePulliNFL Much more talented gotta be the dumbest shit I ever seen a chargers fan say and that is saying something

@AryePulliNFL Waddle is cheaper and much more talented. He’s versatile and can fit both as an X and slot, won’t have to play Z in Denver bc of Sutton but he is able to. Obviously a huge vertical threat as well, McDaniel just preferred Hill for those concepts

The #Eagles are a big winner from the Jaylen Waddle-Broncos trade. AJ Brown is only 17 months older than Waddle, and there’s no question that he’s more talented. He’s also under contract for a year longer than Waddle is. Howie Roseman’s asking price of a first- and second-round pick isn’t far-fetched considering what Miami just got for their star receiver.

@Return_Of_RB Yikes

I cannot believe this

@MayeIsKing_ Nothing is scarier than a motivated Efton Chism

Rewatching the AJ Brown tape this morning. Yeahhhhh let’s just say I’m glad we saved the picks. Boutte, Hollins, and a motivated Efton Chism. This offense will surprise everyone.

@Dart2Nabers46 @DezBryant Giants fan talking about “what team scares me” I really seen it all

@DezBryant Been saying for a while the team that scares me the most in the NFC East rn is Dallas. Should be some fun battles

This signing makes my analysis correct! Likely Cold! He will be the #1 tight end in NY…. Makes sense why Dallas locking in the way they are! Cowboys and Giants will be competing for the NFC east! You heard it first here! Eagles and Commanders won’t be a thing this coming year!