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Jess Kay

@JessLoriaKay

IVF mama // Twin mama // PPH/Hysterectomy survivor // Also I wrote a book of porn about US presidents. She/Her.

Michigan baby Inscrit le Ekim 2010
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@snowball1926 Counterpoint- I fucked everyone I met in my 20s and didn’t get pregnant so idk maybe it’s not about controlling yourself lol (also what are you talking about people have been having sex before marriage since the invention of marriage)
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@clhubes I have been very snobby about having two at once even though I know in my heart that doesn’t actually make me superior 🙈😅😅
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@clhubes Up north Michigan was very good to us this weekend! Downstate less so.
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@fuhry I always like finding the fun person in the weird tweet threads 😂 everyone who wants one deserves a ho phase
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Adrienne@AdrienneAK·
I have never in all my life been asked what I bring to the table or what my "body count" is; this is not normal human discourse, this is not how real men speak - this is total nonsense from the embittered and perpetually online.
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Help an illegal alien ate my pets
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
Ok yes having four year old twin boys is a ride but also sometimes they fall asleep in one bed like Charlie Bucket’s grandparents
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
“Does Santa come down the chimney face first or feet first?” -Henry, 4, asking a question I never thought I’d hear
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@HannahPosted I had two in May of 2020 lol we are all still struggling with social skills
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@ladymidnightxxx @theclassicwife @_BeeHolder_ I’m not advocating for you trying to get that babe out sooner! My kids were premature (twins) and i know how scary that is. But I do think it’s ok to admit pregnancy is rough sometimes! That doesn’t mean we wouldn’t go through it!
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Midnight 🖤@ladymidnightxxx·
I mean, of course it would be easier for me to have them out of the womb. Is it safer? Is it in the baby's best interest? No. Total selfishness to not think of the baby you decided to have for convenience for yourself 🤦🏻‍♀️ It's 100% not convenient for me to be stuck in bed right now. Unable to work, or even take care of shit around my house. I can't lift my toddler because of bleeding, I can't walk for more than 5 min without fainting.. etc. I'm still going to keep him in as long as possible so he can be SAFE.
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Midnight 🖤@ladymidnightxxx·
I'm going to start posting the unhinged contents from my due date group because seriously.. wtf Pregnancy is hard, but trying to get your kid to come 10 weeks early is insanity. 🤯
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@theclassicwife @_BeeHolder_ @ladymidnightxxx No obviously not lol. I’m just saying I deeply relate to the feeling of wanting it to be over. Also, I think docs need to do better than just telling pregnant folks to wait, as if our pain or bodies don’t matter too.
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Jess Kay@JessLoriaKay·
@_BeeHolder_ @theclassicwife @ladymidnightxxx Yall my pregnancy fucking sucked - doing overnights with two premature babies was easier than being pregnant for me. Some pregnancies are really really bad! (Worth it, obviously lol but my body did not agree with it at all!)
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Joey Garrison@joeygarrison·
Harris campaign with a lengthy response to Trump’s “very good, very normal press conference.”
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