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@_josh_ellis_ I agree, I am not looking forward to it 🥑🥒🥦🍏

@JessicaaSamson Sounds harder IMO

Eatin roast potatoes with my eyes closed because I cannot look at another one but I also can’t stop. I NEED AN INTERVENTION

The Uk has seen 3 prime ministers since the last time I’ve had a shag I’m devastated

My liver will suffer enormously to get me through this, I am cold

Turns out my reluctance to camp is absolutely justified

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

@_josh_ellis_ Looool I did not deliver

@JessicaaSamson Ur fam

Thinking about why your family need to ask if you have a boyfriend twenty thousand times per event

Me: not bothered about babies in the SLIGHTEST Also me: shocked and overwhelmed at my love for this extraordinary fresh human that I can’t get enough of

I am sick to my stomach. Even if the girl smelled of weed why does that constitute a STRIP search when the MINOR is on her PERIOD without a LEGAL GUARDIAN present?! IS SHE BRINGING COKE ACROSS THE BORDER?!!! WHAT WARRANTS THAT?!!!! Defund defund defund defund defund defund def-

@eephoee Insightful xx

I’m honestly so good at standing and also sitting

The Sarah Everard narrative has completely changed. It’s not that she was just walking home, it’s that she was stopped and ‘arrested’ under false pretences by someone with the ‘power’ and full intention to harm her. How the hell are you supposed to protect yourself from that?!

@jimturner__ @CustThermometer @AndyVeal @LilyBlanchet You GUYS 😍😍😍😍😍

Sorry but an appropriately booked london to leeds train is absolutely revolutionary, 0 stress, maximum breathing room, 1 point to Covid x

@jazzleoxo @jessiecave I’ve heard this is great a few times!! Next on my list x x

It has no business being 200 degrees in the North East of England, I am dying

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