Joe Sances

@JeffPassan @Phil_Sports Derek Lowe with an unfined crisp single

The three-pump rule. Hingle McCringleberry taught. It's on us all to listen.

@johnnidijulius Idk he got assaulted after the match and stood up for himself. Not saying it’s the right thing to do, but I doubt the kid taking a nap is doing that after his next match.

@JoeSances Nor is it the kids

We should not justify or want a society where we seek out revenge on our own. Systems teach consequences: rules refs parents police etc. not individuals. I would want to swing on a punk as well, but it is not on the individual to teach a lesson. The tournament and coaches should.

Y’all can hate Spurs all you want but ain’t no MF way y’all think this basketball

@LauraLoomer @StephenM No community notes. Seems he’s an ugly fuck. You coming to his defense is a birds of a feather moment.

This is the official Democrat Party account tweeting at Stephen Miller @StephenM…

@IndyCarOnFOX Rubbing weiners is racing?

Dirty move or just a racing deal?

@WWE @MasonRook_wwe Looks like baby Huey

Mason Rook is a BAD man! 👊 @MasonRook_wwe

@iowahawkblog The Monkees monkeyed around, per people. Very punk rock.

Dave's List of the Top 20 Worst Punk Rock Bands of All Time 20. Steely Dan 19. The Osmonds 18. The Glenn Miller Orchestra 17. Peter Paul & Mary 16. Yes 15. Flatt & Scruggs 14. Nat King Cole Trio 13. Mormon Tabernacle Choir 12. NSYNC 11. Diana Ross & the Supremes 10. Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys 9T. The Partridge Family 9T. The Monkees 7. Ray Conniff Singers 6. The Harmonicats 5. Mel Torme & the Mel-Tones 4. Sinatra & the Rat Pack 3. Lawrence Welk Orchestra 2. The Carpenters 1. Green Day

I have been tasked to write the coolest thing ever. Let’s breathe, then let’s make it happen.

@Friday_Beers Taking half off are we? When I tell the librarian I put the book back out of alphabetical order.

Letting the PetSmart employee know my dog dumped in Aisle 5

@WWE @TripleH

THE BEAST IS SO BACK!!!

@UpdateTheGrids I love Rush!

There's so much to love about 90s alt rock like the Butthole Surfers, Toadies etc but these guys are #1 for me

@Savageboston @CatherinVaritek People forget Craig Breslow was a highly sought after candidate. Everyone’s acting like a dozen people said no and he got the job because he answered the phone.

Jason Varitek’s wife, Catherine, on Red Sox GM Craig Breslow. Per: @CatherinVaritek “They have the “smartest man in baseball running the show…They’ll be OK without Jason, that’s what the team wanted. It’s what’s best for the team. 🤗” 😭😭😭

@atrupar Just goes on tv and announces he’s a shit parent.

Rep. Andy Ogles: "My little one still has nightmares, afraid that his dad is going to be taken away by big bad Biden"

THIS OR THAT: Classic video game edition. Do you agree with these choices?

No, you ignorant douche nozzle. The fan who was disrespecting the Moment of Silence and 10 Bell Salute we gave to Rick Rude in ECW. And I’d do the same thing today as I did back then. Brush ya hair.

Poser shit. A real Troy defender acknowledges that it does kind of suck

@stoolgambling The Round Mound of Rebound

What is your favorite athlete nickname of all time?

@MagneticNorse Denny’s by KO inside of a minute

They have no right to go this hard