Girthquake

@PatrickLucien49 So many tears?

There is exactly zero dryness at this pool

@shalomninja I thought it but didn’t post it Thank you

Shirt on in pool certified tubby.

@TreeFrogTitties It’s inevitable and that’s why it’s fun

☠️💀☠️💀

@TreeFrogTitties At least a large pill

🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

@americandracul He was chill

@JoeUnder5 Do you want me to edit him out of the photos or was he a chill father in law?

TBT to hiking with my ex-FIL at Burroughs Mt. near Mt Rainier in 2019.

@janefkndoe You know the vibes

Someone said this is a well known crack house in Hattoss king’s neck of the woods…

@janefkndoe I only said you LOOKED LIKE someone who'd do that... wow, as they say in the south: if you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that barks is the one that got hit by it.

@JoeUnder5 I’m not a vagrant!

@janefkndoe You look like someone who would leave shopping carts and random food items laying around out there

@TreeFrogTitties @YouTube I spent a few years living in Alan Jackson's hometown of Newnan, GA, and had to cross the Chattahoochee River on my daily commute to Carrollton, GA. It does in fact get hotter than a hoocie-coochie

@JoeUnder5 @YouTube

Alan Jackson - Chattahoochee (Official HD Video) youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc?si… via @YouTube In all my 45 yrs I just realized he was comparing the Georgia heat to “HOOTCHIES COOTCHIES” 🤣😂🤣 ok I’m done… carry on!

@janefkndoe I love Thursdays

Fine, I’m back inside.

@JoeUnder5 Thanks

I have horns bc I’m literally in Hell right now

I've only had one broken bone in my lifetime...

@janefkndoe Here you go. Cool off

@JoeUnder5 Damn you

@Trash_Man84 You are a good man

Been listing wife's jeans all day. Im tired 😫

@CSistovac Yeah, I am clearly embarrassed.

@JoeUnder5 Embarrassing.

Thinking of you….not you…you

@janefkndoe You hold all of us accountable for recycling food. You need to win a prize for environmental awareness.

Eat it, you dumb slut.