Jordan Queef Spieth

Shrink IMMEDIATELY. WHAT THE FUCK

Receiving word the next US Ryder Cup captain is Jim Furyk? Does this team try to lose every year? Makes for good content I guess

@FirstT1meCaller Only QB kneel gif I could find. Point stands

2:30 on a Friday and it’s 70 degrees out #RunThatClock

Nashville trip ruined. Get me home now

@CH_ChrisCarson There’s something I miss about EL. Fuck.

The Dweeb.

@AWTillinghast Couldn’t have happened to a better guy

What happened to this guy

@JRbreezey1 Critical mistake door dashing. They use their own delivery service! Quicker and saves $ JR

@DodoMolinari The great man Dodo.

This morning a new era in the world of golf analytics secretly began for a very small and selected group of players… 👀 #staytuned

@chantel_mccabe Lowry not giving us a “fuck this place”. Either he wins tomorrow or we get that.

What is the most shocking part of this Masters so far?

@jcorrigangolf @AndyTFE You okay after Bethpage? Or need 20+ years like Brookline? You guys are fucking insufferable. Hope you’re over the Harman win at Hoylake! Christ.

@AndyTFE KVV is brilliant. Keep smiling at the cameras, Andy

God this new breed of ‘journalists’ think they’re celebrities

@KylePorterNS Will Rory win by 10?

Final five pairings on Sunday (all times ET). 1:41 -- Cantlay-Henley 1:52 -- Scheffler-Haotong 2:03 -- Day-Rose 2:14 -- Burns-Lowry 2:25 -- Cam-Rory

@KylePorterNS Winner comes from Team 🌹 and JDay.

@brodysheetzESPN @GoV0LZ Thanks for all you do online, Brody.

@GoV0LZ It’s not. It’s Intel. Thanks.

Why is this breaking news?

@FirstT1meCaller @LarryLage #ThankYouRod

District Detroit

Cantlay/Henley should be on the clock IMMEDIATELY tomorrow. Going to cause a massive logjam just like in 2023. Can’t have this.

@FirstT1meCaller Keider is a great man. He should never see Toledo again.

I have Keider Montero. I have Kenny Jansen. I have Friday night fireworks. You have HPV. That’s the difference

@KylePorterNS Hope you’re doing okay. I know this is tough for you.

Eleven holes into R3, and Rory's outright lead is gone.

@Robert1Oakman A part of my soul was lost that Sunday. Never to be recovered. Reminded yearly by that fucking LOSER Danny Willett being in the champions dinner portrait.

@JordanQuee45232 Queef, you’re so right. I respect his skills but simply couldn’t stand another W. Absolutely loving this leaderboard. Cam Young is my horse. If only our boy JS was in it! They mentioned 2016 on the bcast yesterday and I shed a tear

Let’s have a weekend, friends. *not pulling for P.Reed

@Robert1Oakman His mock neck the first two days FUCKED

Holy highlighter Brooks Koepka. Throwing it back to 2013 and it does NOT play

Absolutely dying for a Team 🌹victory. He’s a GREAT MAN! @TronCarterNLU