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@KapitanKey

EVERYTHING BUT THE RAIN.

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You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.
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@crotchner2 Worlds colliding in the worst way rn
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When I die remember me for who I was, not my tweets. Forget the tweets forever just nuke the whole fucking account.
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There can be NOTHING good waiting for me in that all tab bro…
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The whimsy won’t die with me I’ll pass it on, one for all.
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Jonathan da Camara@mindless_motion·
Off priv for the first time in like 2 years. Boutta start posting shaft on the tl
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@EvilJim9 YESSIIIRRR glad I could put you on peak im tagging you in something else tomorrow
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I fucking love JJK man.
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I folded under 0 pressure and did it. I need to be shot n killed
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I’m never going back into a beautiful woman’s DMs again shits scary in there…
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@tidesnotreal You just exist like that tide it’s what you attract
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As a man you’ll be extremely funny on the timeline and all it will net you is porn bot followers
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@tidesnotreal Yup sorry to break it to you you attract gooners and goonettes you’re like a pg version of a honey pot
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@yakncheese I kinda wanna fake Juneteenth off myself the bossman man let me use my floating holiday since our company doesn’t really honor it. We will see tho
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Mateo 2@yakncheese·
Black co worker is taking Juneteenth off and needed someone to cover something on Friday. I said yeah, I’ll do it. The white big boss chimed in before anybody else and said “thank you, I know she appreciates it” 🙄
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Yeah… news… alright…
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@malleuses I love these cats I’m glad I’m here daily just to see them up to their usual stuff (doing nothing but being happy about it)
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Alexa ♡@malleuses·
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@tidesnotreal Well that’s different they want to fuck you my dear tide
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۵ tide ۵@tidesnotreal·
@KapitanKey sometimes theyre not even bots theyre just porn followers
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Thankfully they’re dying but my following is inflated noooo fucking way I should have 300+ followers when my last hit tweet was a year ago lmao
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