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Understand this: The movies and shows about the crucifixion have been tame when compared to what He actually went through. Even The Passion Of The Christ was forced to hold back a little in order to avoid an X rating. Crucifixion was, and still is, arguably the most excruciating death someone can experience. The night before in Gethsemane, He was sweating blood. This is known as hematidrosis. This would have caused His skin to become extremely sensitive, thus making the beatings to come even worse. The fear He felt was the beginning of His feeling the weight of our iniquities being laid on Him. Yet - in this moment, He didn’t demand that the Father take it from Him. He only asked for the cup to pass Him over if it was within the Father’s will. Up next came the Cat of Nine Tails, or a Roman Flagrum. This was a weapon with long leather “tails”, each embedded with sharp bones and metal. He was flogged 39 times as Jewish law mandated “40 minus one”, because 40 was said to kill a man. This flogging wasn’t like being punished by your father’s leather belt. Every strike tore flesh, every strike exposed muscle. Every strike exposed nerve endings. Every strike tore flesh to the bone. This would be like getting struck with razor blades over and over again, leading to hypovolemic shock from blood loss. Oh, and the crown of thorns? These weren’t rose thorns. These were thorns which were 2-3 inches long. Beaten into his skull. These thorns would have pierced his skull, tripping the trigeminal nerve, thus causing unimaginable pain and even more blood loss from the dozens of head wounds. At this point, extreme nausea and dizziness would begin to set in. What came next? Carrying the cross. Which weighed around 300lbs. This would be like carrying two full kegs on your back. Splinters and wood grating against the open flesh on His back. And He had to carry it 650 yards, or close to a half mile. Imagine carrying a log on your back after being skinned alive. Up next? He was nailed to the cross with spikes 5-7in in length. Piercing His wrists - this no doubt pierced the median nerve, causing extreme burning sensations up and down His arms. A spike was driven through his ankles - severing nerves and tendons. This would have felt like standing on broken glass every time He pushed Himself up in order to breathe. He suffered for 6 hours. His chest muscles collapsing, making every single breath a fight for life. His shoulders were dislocated, His arms stretching unnaturally long. His heart was struggling to pump blood. He was extremely dehydrated, His lips cracking. His heart more than likely literally ruptured from the stress. And on top of all of that, He had to feel a separation with the Father for a period of time in order to REALLY bear the weight of our sin. He took up this burden for ALL sin before Him, and ALL sin which came after Him. HE DID IT ALL FOR US. To free us. To defeat sin. To give us a pathway to the Kingdom. Every sin we commit is exactly why He had to do it. And the real kicker? He knew what was coming when He rode into Jerusalem … and He didn’t turn around. He kept going. For us.

@MrPitbull07 😂

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

@prouddevonian 😂just been our local one; dugs permitted 👍🏻

@DannyMac2237 😂

Morning all.

@StansaidAirport 😂

Very pleased to have won the Artemis launch contract for NASA. Benny in Maintenance has played a blinder. Godspeed chaps.

@lippyent @MartinScholes01 😂😂👍🏻

Some will get it! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@HannahIamthest1 😂😂excellent

Daniel, my son, and I performed probably our greatest wind up about 12 years ago. He was 12. We both wore our dark blue RCT t shirts and black trousers and I held a fancy walking stick. There was a veterans event going on. As we stood on the Maes, the Square, in Caernarfon, we were approached by 2 American female tourists. This was the conversation. American lady. "Oh, excuse me afficer. How do we get to the Galeri?" Me. "Certainly madam, straight ahead and it's on your left." Tourist. "Why thank you Sir. May I say that the police in the UK look younger than ours in Noo Yoik??" Me, sensing a wind up. "Well madam, it's a new initiative by North Wales Police. You see, he's a junior officer. He can't arrest anyone over 18 years old, whereas I'm a Senior Officer but I can't arrest anyone under 18 years old.' Tourist. New York accent again. 'Oh my gard, how wunnerful! When I get back to Noo Yoik, I'll be mentioning this to our Mayor who will be in contact with your Chief Constable!" As she walked away I said, "I'd love to be a fly on the wall during THAT conversation!" A crowd of people that I know has formed and they burst out laughing. I so wish we'd recorded it. 🤣🤣🤣 Ps. If the former Chief Constable is reading this, I'm sorry. Well, maybe not sorry but....🤣🤣

@mikeyonman Is the back door his preference 🤔 Have a wonderful day my friend, and if I miss you tomorrow, a mist glorious peaceful Easter .

Good morning souls of beauty. Well the eve of Friday is here and for once Friday is holiday for some. Throbber Kweir wants us back in the EU and as his preferred method is via the back door, that’s how he wants it done. Truly awful creature he is. Traitor supreme. SITL and SB😊

@DannyMac2237 😂😂Danny 👍🏻

Morning all.

@RealJamesWoods They are getting away with it; the punishment for such crimes needs to be such that no one will ever do such again.

Swalwell may well be a traitor, if the FBI admonished Nancy Pelosi not to allow him anywhere near the Intelligence Committee. Of course, she ignored the warning. How many national defense secrets were compromised in Swalwell’s pillow talk with Chinese spy, Christine Fang?

@Mr_Sal_ 😂

Undeniable evidence that Nessie the Loch Ness Monster is real has been unearthed. Haters will say it's AI. #LochNessMonster

Why is our government deindustialising the country and impoverishing us deliberately? Why can Norway extract oil from the North Sea, but we can't. Why is our oil and gas so expensive? Why is the middle class being crushed? Who voted for 15-minute cities? Why is everything so expensive? The answer lies in Agenda 2030. Our government does not represent us or act in our interest. It is middle management executors working for the ruling parasite class. Unless we wake up on mass, we are all doomed.

Europe is facing energy lockdown’s, does the deliberate destruction of the Gasprom Nord Stream pipeline in Sept.’22 make sense now ? Does the deliberate closure of UK North Sea oil and gas fields and refining capacity in the name of the Net Zero scam make sense now? All planned.

@DannyMac2237 😅

Afternoon all.

@HannahIamthest1 🤣🤣🤣

An exciting discovery from Scotland - this 1800-year-old slice of pizza was recently unearthed in the ruins of a broch. The dish was introduced to the region c. AD 83 by the Romans. Fragments of oil jars found nearby suggest that the Picts deep fried rather than baked their pizza.

@maximumpain333 What is the powder though ?🤔

USE THIS SECRET TO HELP ILLNESSES.

@DrewPavlou @19Hope60 😂🤪

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?” No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”

@prouddevonian 😂👍🏻

@HannahIamthest1 😂

Once, in a faraway Amazonian tribe, where all the houses were made of grass, the chief of the land wanted more splendor. Fortunately, a large deposit of gold was found by his miners. The king ordered his subjects to make the gold into a massive throne, with inlaid jewels and a massive headrest. The people labored for days and days, and it was eventually finished. So the chief ruled for years and years, almost a decade, on his great golden throne, but he grew tired of its splendor and decided to bring back his old wooden seat, storing the throne in the attic of his grass mansion. That night, there was an almighty crash from the chieftain's house. It turned out that the throne had broken through the ceiling, squashing the chief, and killing him. The moral of the story? People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. 😂😂