The Time Wizard

how tf am I supposed to compete with elves man, my boss just fired me because apparently celamarion thrundil only needs to “trance” for 4 hours and can still technically man the register because he's "semi-conscious" during it. fuck this realm dude

you know those health and ammo items u find right outside the boss fight? yeah im the guy who puts those there. nooo you dont have to thank me haha. they let me watch the fight as payment. watching you use my health and ammo items makes me feel like god and arouses me sexually

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

Shourd thinks Marathon will eventually be bigger than fortnite "Oh..ohhhhhw~ my tummy..uhhhhhghh my tummy hurts so bad oughhhhh~~~... ouww"

@c0wtailz Do NOT let me catch you reposting ts again twin

should i start reposting stuff like this? what woukd yalls reaction be? would i be questionrd? or laughed at? quite a funny idea olive. thank you.

Missing cryo archive like a mf right now

Marathon is a masterpiece in level design, gunplay and world building, but it is extremely niche and its understandable that the player base is so small. It has its flaws, for sure, but this is a HUGE breath of fresh air for the extraction shooter genre, and I hope it can grow

Matilda de Angelis if you’re seeing this YES I’m single, and my dms are open

@c0wtailz His buns are too distracting bruh put some pants on him

chud ass son

there should be a button that you can press on league of legends that Kills your teammates in real life thoughts?

Mid is the easiest lane btw

I close my eyes and I can still see +23 LP

Arriving at campus realizing I could’ve had 7 items built and full objective prio by this point :/

@c0wtailz They took my phone away :/

@Kingslayer1315 you havent replied to my tweets in a dog’s age, oh how’ve missed u

this whole fucking store is about to feel my fucking wrath.

Would King Von still run O block if he was a son of Izalith?🤔

year of the horse says the ketamine user oh i’m sure

white people be like "You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em."

ADC would honestly be a better role if support players would learn how to play the fucking game and stop picking yuumi/sona/seraphine