As usual, Roy Kent is the lone voice of reason in a sea of madness. FUUUCKKK. 🖤🖤🖤
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Laurel Butterfield
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Laurel Butterfield
@LBfield
✨ (She/her) Elder millennial, nerd mom, metal as hell, bonafide hustler ✨
Inscrit le Ekim 2019
206 Abonnements34 Abonnés
2022 is our “gas leak year”…
jarvis johnson@jarvis
idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn
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Just me walking back into Twitter after a year and a half like heeeeeeyyyyyyy…… 😂😂😂
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Love the @MBMBaM boys and this latest episode...but the fact that it isn’t titled “Toot Our Own Pizza Horn” is a CRIME. 🤣🤣🤣 #mbmbam #mcelroybrothers
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@mena_ganey @JvdRieth Aaahhhh, I’m just seeing this! So glad you’re still into this one, thank you! 😊🍜
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May the odds be ever in your favor, @POTUS! #stillridinwithbiden
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The 46th annual hunger games are underway! May the odds be ever in your favor
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I haven't lost any followers in the last couple of days. Maybe because I'm not a fascist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@mena_ganey Nope, that sounds amazing! Like a spicy, savory pumpkin pie.
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@LBfield All of the above. I thought about making a savory pumpkin pie. Though that might be blasphemous.
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@LBfield I’m craving a savory pie. Any suggestions?
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@mena_ganey Butternut squash galette? Beef bourgignon with puff pastry? Man, I am SO HUNGRY now, haha! 😂😂😂
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@mena_ganey Oooooooh. Quiche would be my go-to, but what about, like, a mushroom & thyme pot pie?
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The National Weather Service has just issued a warning for extreme winds nationwide today. IT’S ALL OF US BREATHING A SIGH OF RELIEF. 😂😂😂
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@realDonaldTrump, to quote a reality tv star whose name escapes me now.......YOU’RE FIRED. #yourefired
Robert Reich@RBReich
You're fired.
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Me, for an hour this morning: 🎶 PLEEEEEAASE GEEEET......DRESSED!! PLEASE GET DRESSED! 🎶 😂😂😂 #beautyandthebeast #momlife
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JED BARTLETT: *peering at news* Abby, did you see this?
ABBY: don't get your blood pressure up. it's not your concern anymore.
JED: well, of course it is. can't a man be interested in current events?
ABBY: just tell me you won't call--
JED: get Toby on the phone, will you?
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Me, getting the last word in a conversation: NAILED IT! I’m so good at talking and stuff.
Me, sending the last text in a chain that receives no reply: What did I say wrong? WHY DO YOU HATE ME? 😂😂😂
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@mena_ganey @pesachlattin @EmergencyDays My mother in law is in the hospital (non COVID-related) as we speak, but she’s lucky, she got a room. Crazy days. 😢
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Arizona just went into crisis care for Hospitals.
This means they now will triage all patents and allow some to die without care.
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