Lauralees

@KITKAT where is my wafers? All chocolate 😂😬🙈

Things ruining relationships: 1.IKEA 2.#Boardkings bit.ly/tsoutbk

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Hey, here's an invite to FabFitFun and $10 off! xo.fff.me/ebNaa

@calgarytransit the signal at sunnyside train station is flashing and there is no train coming. fyi

drunk natives on @calgarytransit. never a quiet trip home.

@AnnaKendrick47 is my spirit animal 👾

My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management. #AimLow

God, finally. I've been submitting it to them for months. twitter.com/ulicain/status…

Every time I'd hear "you need to engage your followers" I would shout ENGAGE! and pretend to start a spaceship I should not go probably.

And this is why I clean my individual keyboard keys with a Lysol wipe over and over. twitter.com/doctorow/statu…

Sunday.

Dear jackass trying to buy a car in my name right now: I AM ON TO YOU. But thanks, I am enjoying talking to the credit bureau for hours.

The Case of the Car Thief is SOLVED. And there was a TWIST.

...WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS.

I am disappointed that this very talented and rather fun dog has been banned from the park

@rissadel oh... sorry...

This morning, Mother Nature looked me squarely in the eye and said, "BLOW ME!"