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@PetroRules This fr used to be my pickup line

TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear with US tax payers. They will pay for it.

tfw u go from working on 6 concurrent projects to one. #whatissparetime

Holy shit. I have good credit now. #richboi

Finally get on payroll at a gig. $800 tax removed from one check. Prolly gonna turn republican now.

> Eats salad for lunch > Eats second lunch

Life is too short to worry about what other people think of you. If you want to rock JNCO's, go ahead! ow.ly/XmmT303jXGB

There's gonna be a new Pokemon that's a pile of sand. It evolves into a DAMN sand castle. I 'm over this shit, bruh.

Chicken Zika Masala

Tfw 3 pay checks come at the same time #💸💸💸

Usually I have so much to do in a work day. When things are chill, it fills me with anxiety. #slowworkday

Just got my first work check in like 2 months. #praisejerbus

tfw ur friends make rly good music & u have an unreleased song stuck in ur head & u can't listen to it

If you see ANY Pokemon near 42nd on the east side, move along. They are mine. I will find out and sue you. Go somewhere else. Thanks, mgmt.

@milanmoffatt nah fuck that fam

tfw u leave Los Angeles and everyone looks rly ugly but u bump up to a solid 5.

I guess working makes me real creative and good at #shitposting

That $10 block of Parmigiano-Reggiano was the best money I ever spent. i be putting that shit on EVERYTHING