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@hard__jpg I'll be scoping out one of these at the nearest dollar general.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I'm actually looking for a guy. Names @ nareshishii / @ joiseylife, who I think are alts of @ tv_megu. Got any idea how I can flush this dude out? Any tips to set me in the right direction...

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE x.com/i/status/20531…

Scientists in Thailand discovered a rare spider that is half male and half female. The newly identified species showed a rare condition called bilateral gynandromorphism, with one side of its body displaying male traits and the other female.

@HeromerY I love his glowing hair! Reminds me of when I over blonded my hair one time.

小さいのですが、何しろこの色とキレッキレの動きで目立つカタオカハエトリ君。

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Stop calling me George, Tommy.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE That's a name in my family line but you may have me confused with some prior kin.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You are George. There is NO confusion about that, you're not a spider, you're not a woman, you are George.

@ZsgZbk3 So smoll! Can't be clumsy around this little cutes.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You're free to call me whatever you want Tom.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I do as I please in boundaries of the truth

@BrianCopium There goes a legend.

I decided that I might want to see my tweets again in the future (idk why) so I’ll keep the account up. Take care fellas.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Nobody ever calls me the hard G. Its part of the fun of adapting a pet name from childhood then retroactively changing all of your legal documents to correspond.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I can appreciate the George truth arc

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Peeling away my layers like an onion. A lot of tears but they're all artificially induced by syn-propanethial-S-oxide.

In the world wide web of lies, there's a fine line between business & pleasure. Building assumptions of social connections then badgering mutuals for them is a fast way to lose friends. If they don't approach you about it, chances are its not the conversation they're looking for.

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE I've got more excuses than I have reasons to use them.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You excavate too many excuses

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Time management has been a constant enemy of mine. I kind of treated my life with the candor of an immortal. Its a little late now to perfect proper planning.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE You need to find responsible balance lil nigga

@CheneDickey @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE That's probably the only enjoyable part of the whole ordeal actually. If I didn't have my micro-doses of substances and screen hits of dopamine I wouldn't have half as much fun as I do shitposting and ignoring my responsibilities.

@MaimDestroyKill @_sicksicksicks_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Smooking nigports and shit posting didn't pan out