MaskedJ ⚙️Steampunk⚙️ Vtuber

Howdy! I'm MaskedJ, your local everywhere and nowhere generic steampunk, dimension-hopping, behind-of-the-times, can't see stuff in front of him Vtuber. I'll skip the boring details and get to the part where I'm a super cool ex royal scientist who turned rogue and totally didn't get fired and got revenge by crying about it, inventing a portal device and leaving.......... Haha............ So maybe stick around for the show?

@ShamashAran Thanks Zach

Thanks, Zach at Target for enforcing the rules, so that everyone else can get Pokemon cards, too.

I had a vision, and it's beautiful #amongus #skeleton #amongusanimation

@AbLE_CF @CovfefeChan New kink unlocked?

bro you good? @CovfefeChan

I have very mixed emotions about this, lived in the country all my life and killing 5ish rats a day is basically mandatory, trust me when I say I've spent hundred trying to get rid of them humanely, even putting literally all food sources high up but they always come back, on the other hand I love pet rats and am looking into getting some myself. Please don't hate me for the rat murder btw, they started eating my walls and pipes

please stop treating rats like they are dangerous and disgusting "yes but they destroy my house and shit everywhere" it's because you house is full of free food and trash everywhere outside, especially in big cities, they just want food and a home, like us

@YoshioVT 100% agree, it's just so hard to find people who want actual friends

Vtuber hot take: you don’t have to turn every hangout into a collab Sometimes it’s just nice to spend time with friends without feeling the pressure to create content 😮‍💨

@LuciiNyaa @mikuryne

@MaskedJG @mikuryne no

AH I FINALLY FOUND THIS BINGO 😊

@LuciiNyaa @mikuryne Is this an open invitation?

@mikuryne Shooting my shot Masturbate with me?

@RogueKarmaVT Still rating?

Lemme see some vtubers and I will rate how swag they are! :3

@PorcelainMaid I've actually tried drywall, basically flavorless, kind of tastes a little woody tho

See this is a cute picture and all, but what you don't see is the aftermath of me squeezing chat to have them spit out a chunk of dry wall they thought was chalk. Which is STILL not food.

@elonmusk What if I want one but my bank account says no?

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

@aaliyahvtuber_ All I can see is

If you're left brained you'd see a rabbit and if you're right brained you'd see a cat

@Wendys You missed a golden arch opportunity to call it the bring it brackit

The Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger and Pretzel Bacon Pub Burger have made it to our championship! Get your votes in to decide who will be crowned the winner and end up back on the menu

@GhillLoonie Imagine eating in the morning

This morning I had nothing but a millennial breakfast (a single baby carrot) and HOLY CRAP I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PRODUCTIVE!! I see why y’all do it now.

@Dipindotty No shit, really?

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account

Starting something new where I send a picture I like per day, will credit if I can find or remember credit

@rierajacquie A single garlic bread? I eat a LOAF at a time

I'm curious: do you like garlic bread? 👀

Fuck bras. I prefer free roaming, grass fed titties

@FREAM If your reaction is normal then I don't wanna know what my reaction is considered

I am having a very NORMAL reaction to lily's new model 🧍‍♀️

@PorcelainMaid 100% gotta play rangers and stadium, those are peak imo

It's time to educate the masses on the pinnacle of Pokemon. I bought a whole GameCube just so I can stream Pokemon Colosseum and teach my naive ignorant blockheads about why Pokemon Spin-off games are actually the best.

@LeeandLie Okay shore leave

F everyone who called me short I’m wearing my Jimmy Choos today get towered over, losers