Chris Ward

A fine way to die and a pleasant way to live. We should all be so lucky to find both.

Following, Momento, The Prestige, Insomnia and Inception all have deeply morally ambiguous protagonists. Cobb is not a good guy at all. And Batman is an adolescent's comic book character. The problem with Nolan is the gay contrived black stuff, actually.

@blockhead4000 What're you, fucking Dr. Ruth now? Don't be worrying about me, nephew. I can lift weights and still pet a kitty cat.

I just asked Grok and apparently it only takes like 45lbs to crush a trachea, you definitely for sure 100% should not be choking women during sex lol

@petsoldat @retarded__woman Talk about a catch-22.

@retarded__woman Every guy who isnt 2 or 4 should be put to death actually

1, 2, and 4 are allowed to have hobbies and women will find it hot 3,5,6,7, and 8 are gay or self-sterilized 9, 10, 11, and 12 are destined for the longhouse. Forced to take pleasure in doing the dishes and nothing else

10 was sculpted out of stone for thousands of years before steroids and SSRIs, so I'm sure the comments will reveal nearly every woman who isn't a teenager or eating hypno-castration pills to converge on that one out of blood memory.

Being RW from the 00s and 10s means you're almost definitely white and you're more likely to have family cut from a similar political cloth. If it took the desolation of your country to figure out simple truths, you're probably not RW at heart. You just got mugged by reality.

@zuki_2024 How fast did you yell him out of there?

Gavin McInnes showed up in my Space lmao

Completely fucked up body? Debilitating endocrine problems from xenoestrogens in your food and water? Crippling unwarranted back pain from the crushing weight of sedentary nothingness? Well, I don't know about fixing all of that shit, but how about this fucking t-shirt, huh?

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection. You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum. You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom. You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine. You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two. You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

"Judge Zia Faruqui" of the Confederacy of Independent Systems undid her cloak and said to Admiral Akbar "I bet your Mon Calamari wife doesn't have these Ion Cannons"

@NYMag @CityBureaucrat

It's so flagrant, it can't even be seen as anything but modern art's transgression for its own sake. The irony can't have been lost on Nolan. A wide open joke. Honking your nose while holding out his palm.

@hate_urbanists @Toast5Sucks @TheMagaHulk You're really not though. You're asking to be turbo raped and destroying your own country as a way to garner sympathy and support from sinecured politicians who don't even care about winning in the first place. The GOP loves losing. "Principled losing" is what they're best at.

@Toast5Sucks @TheMagaHulk I'm more right wing than you

Nick Fuentes confirms he is a now a moderate Democrat, calls for President Trump to be impeached, and wants the GOP to be destroyed. Fuentes has been attacking Trump since 2016 and has admitted he never cared about immigration, and his sole litmus test is hatred of Israel.

@hate_urbanists @Hexezz1 @TheMagaHulk Every attempt Trump's made to give the right what it wants—more than any politician in modern history—is obstructed by a captured judicial, who you are now suggesting we vote to further entrench against our future efforts. It would make more sense to continue taking over the GOP.

@Hexezz1 @TheMagaHulk Why would the GOP ever give THE right what they want if they'll vote red no matter what? The people donating hundreds of millions to do not want the same things. Who do you think the GOP will look to appease? The mega donors or the people who will vote for them no matter what?

Thank you and you're welcome.

@GrayMechanism No such thing in my job. Sometimes you just catch them back-to-backs like that. I did get a 4 hour nap on standby though. I'll live.

@MasterWambo Damn bro, where your relief at? 😬

Went hungover into a 30 hour shift. Daddy needs some Whataburger.

@GoldenAspen1492 No, actually. I got into town and saw 10 fatties sitting in the drive-thru line and wasn't about to subject myself to that humiliation.

@MasterWambo Did you get some?

@Communism_Kills Stoics drew heavily on analogies to military bearing to make their arguments, and obviously some of its most prominent proponents served in war. This guy isn't in any way an arbiter of stoicism because he's a gigantic pussy, and that's all you really need to know about him.

Pretty sure the exact opposite of stoicism is having your kids curse on signs for a political cause that you don't understand to satiate your histrionic tendencies.

Because that sort of scholarship, like most others now, is relegated from "men" proper.

@Gruntpa That's when you know you made it, big dawg.

I didn’t hate leaving home so much when my houses, neighborhoods, and circumstances were worse. Now coming home from trips feels better than leaving lol. I think people call this being normal.