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British people wont say you eat too much. They will say, "you like your food yeah" 😂😂😂😂

@OCTOPIZZO He played that card because it was in a funeral and he didn't want to be the one starting the fights inside such a scene. He doesn't work for them atleast but he is desperate to unravel their communion.

I told you So….. He works for the government.

When someone asks me what a stop loss is I show them this.

I’ve noticed with a low margin of error pattern that the bounce back is usually 6-9 months long after hitting rock bottom, as long as you lock in and avoid pity parties or victim mentality. Leveling up after a setback takes the same amount of time as baking a baby.

Before you miss food ondokea laptop upike kwanza.

The fact that ‘pattern recognition’ is a common trait in neurodivergent people is interesting bc why is everybody else so comfortable ignoring things that are clearly right in front of them?

@pato2024196748 @jumaf3 @Muchiru_Kinaga Gun silencers don't work like they show on movies. It's not possible to kill someone in a public vicinity with a silenced gun and walk away unnoticed.

@jumaf3 @Muchiru_Kinaga I refused to believe it was a sniper. It must have been someone walking by her side with a silenced gun/pistol

There was a day a whistleblower into a mega million dollar corruption was shot by a sniper, in the middle of Nairobi CBD, with thousands of people walking around, and life moved on like nothing happened. Very powerful people run this country.

I was against piracy and then I learned basically all archiving happens because of piracy and now I say pirate it all

@RamzZy_ The thrones game

"Let me give you some counsel, Bastard. Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength - then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, & it will never be used to hurt you."

@Antoh_Finnest 😂😂

@Mbug_ua Hii story yako inakaa jaba ebu endelea 🤣🤣

I owe mighty prophet Owour, I remember one day I was very sick, I couldn't even move my body, but just seeing him on TV, I manage to crawl until I reached the TV and switched it off.

@_dalmas001 @farhiiiyaaa___ Deep.

@farhiiiyaaa___ You just get triggered having "As.." come out your mouf

Sometimes when I’m thanking someone, I don’t say, “Asante.” I say, “Nimeshukuru.” Why? Because this helps me subtly establish dominance in the conversation. It centers me. I may be thanking you but this is still very much about me

This meme is a modern work of art tbh. Put it in the museum.

@XivTroy 😂😂😂😂

Hated this game because because my big bro monopolized being daddy. I was, for the most part, that poor soul sitting alone with his water bottle dreaming about the food I would eat in the evening. Now that I think about it, I don't think I have ever been a kid. I always thought too much.

This is why I feel nothing when East and Southern Africans pontificate about culture. What's the point of wearing these clothes if you're going to sell your own people as you're wearing them? Is that not what African chiefs who sold our people to the Americas did? And wazungu are perfectly happy to have these enslavement deals signed by Africans wearing pieces of colored cloth. It comforts their narrative that our lack of sovereignty is part of "African culture." Afadhali Ibrahim Traore who always wears military fatigue. He knows this isn't culture. It's war.

If someone can build this at home, now imagine what the government can do with unlimited resources

@LemayianLeiyan 😂😂

The Kenya Agriculture Reforms & Innovations (KARI) portal 😂😂😂

Any Land Agreement that is not in Writing is null and void.Any money you pay in cash is Donation,if you are not donating, pay via mpesa or Bank.

“Habitus theory” I love the fact that there are barriers for everyone & even 3rd world elite are also seen as 1st world middle class 🤣. This guy (@. Maisonrickie) on IG breaks class structures down very nicely