Mike

New Ape Acquired!! Always been a huge @Kaws fan and now I have one of my favorite @BoredApeYC. Back in the club. Sometimes you step away, sometimes you come home 🦍

@tigerisfine And congrats on the sale of your Ape

@tigerisfine 💯

@Xeer I’ve been bringing people to JFK almost everyday the past two weeks, I’d just suggest going an hour or so earlier than before. So instead of 3 hours before for international, go 4/4.5 hours instead

Anyone know if the centurion lounge is busy at this hour??

I have a flight departing from JFK next week, should I leave home now?

@Matt_Pinner People

Delete one thing from Earth ! What are you deleting?

@ick_real Yes

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@uscfan981 Penny/MJ/Pippen/Charles/The Dream

One per row.

@Green_k100 Unconditionally and with all your heart.

What is a way to Love someone properly?

@OMGinaeth 100% all dudes

Holy cow does your DMs look like this? Now I see why men say there aren’t real or good women on X! Yikes! 😳

@valueandtime I’m about 2 months deep no socials besides X. Life does feel better.

Deleting instagram about 5 months ago was one of the best key life decision I ever made. No matter where I'm at now I feel present and have normal conversations with people again, not fixated on my phone or "posting stories" etc. Pretty incredible feeling.

@isaac_saas Also, no good noise canceling headphones

A crying baby on a plane is an even better litmus test than the shopping cart. If it genuinely makes you angry, you have no empathy. No compassion. No soul. No ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes. You are the epitome of what's wrong with the modern world.

@nofucksmagee Guess it depends on the question

Alcohol is not the answer

@Stracko00 @BoredApeYC Welcome bro!! Aqua is the alpha!!

Finally joined @BoredApeYC love this gem 🤩

@femalebodybuil6 When turning left, stay as close to the double yellow line as possible so the people behind you can pass. Thanks!

ONE driving tip

@vxylily Yes! Always!

Would you do it? BE HONEST 🙂

@Millxn265 Or….or….the women did it to themselves.

este hdp arruinó a una generación entera de mujeres, que se joda

@CryptoJulzss My gf is 16 years younger than me 45/29. And yes, I would marry her

Guys would you marry a woman 13 years younger than you?

@lady_valor_07 Literally had one 2 days ago

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@NoContextHumans Profit is $400. Any other answer you should not be in business.

@Upupchels @NoContextHumans No

@NoContextHumans Forget whats happening in between. You start with $800 and ended with $1300. Ultimately you made $500 profit at the end of the working day.

@askboutfortune @NoContextHumans Fucking idiot

@NoContextHumans You made $200 on first transaction, lost $100 by buying back, made $200 by reselling $200 (profit) - $100 (loss) = $100 Profit is $100