MightyTesticules

MoistCr1TiKaL shares his thoughts on the new Super Mario movie "Overall, I think it’s worse than the first one..huge step backwards..basically jingling keys, the movie..no substance at all..a mess in everything except for its visuals..and the music..but as a film, it is not very good..formula..here's something and that something is solved in the next 3 minutes..a movie that is all designed to just have u point at the screen going, oh I recognize that" "Story flows like it's actually a child playing with action figures and making up a story as they go along..solely for children or fans of the property"

MoistCr1TiKaL shares his thoughts on the new Super Mario movie "Overall, I think it’s worse than the first one..huge step backwards..basically jingling keys, the movie..no substance at all..a mess in everything except for its visuals..and the music..but as a film, it is not very good..formula..here's something and that something is solved in the next 3 minutes..a movie that is all designed to just have u point at the screen going, oh I recognize that" "Story flows like it's actually a child playing with action figures and making up a story as they go along..solely for children or fans of the property"

Oh no! you can’t groom kids anymore, how sad!

Can confirm. So many cis women I've talked to assumed i had "the surgery" and that was the reason I passed so well. Most cis people dont realize taking 4 to 6 milligrams of estrogen daily will make you look like your mom in 3 years.

My genuine advice to the European right (such that it exists) is to lean into the anti-American sentiment. That’s your path to power. You need an ‘oppressor’ to fight against. One that moderate voters already want to hate. And the obvious rhetorical choice is America. Who’s responsible for the European migrant crisis? Not Europeans! It’s those damn Americans who caused chaos in the Middle East and forced you to accept 50M migrants (don’t worry about proving the “forced” part, people will believe it because they want to). Who’s responsible for the European energy crisis? Not Europeans! It’s those damn Americans who pushed climate change and anti-nuclear narratives to deindustrialize Europe and keep it weak and dependent (don’t worry that Russia actually funded your Green parties, it’s more fun to blame America, so people will). What about NATO? Here’s where it gets tricky, so follow along closely: America didn’t create NATO to protect you from the Soviet Union, it created NATO to keep you weak and enslave you. But also, Donald Trump wants to leave NATO because he wants to keep you weak and enslave you. Does that seem like a contradiction? It doesn’t matter. Your voters want to believe both, so they will. Ukraine War? America forced Russia’s hand. Strait of Hormuz? America closed it. Fertility crisis? America psyop’d you into thinking the world was overpopulated. It works for everything. Blame America and watch the communists and Islamists start nodding along. Blame America even harder than they do and watch your rankings shoot up in the polls. Just don’t start believing it yourselves. Never get high on your own supply. A strong, self-confident Europe is good for both Europe and America. So if you ever actually get back to that and stand up and peer out across the wide world for a friend, there across the pond, your old pal America will be waiting.