Mike Coldewey

@VinaySimlot @laurenboebert Says the lady caught on video giving a handjob to a date at a theater full of children. Definitely NOT horny.

#NEW: Rep. @laurenboebert talks sexual misconduct allegations on the Hill "Why is everybody so horny here?" She says people need to "go to church. Find Jesus."

@BasedMikeLee Fuck, I was gonna say bottled water….. but ya got me there, SENATOR.

The U.S. government

@SecKennedy Brain worm zombie drug addict says what

President Trump and First Lady Trump's vision for foster care is one family for every one child. Currently, there are two children for every available foster family because the Biden Administration was excluding an entire class of foster families due to their religious beliefs. This is unacceptable, and we are changing that.

@SenRickScott Hard to believe you got elected Senator after being a CEO of a corp that admitted fraud, it’s like the old boys’ club only admits criminal grifters but then again when you got THE JOKER as a leader, grifters gonna grift.

We need to SAVE the SAVE America Act with a REAL talking filibuster or just get rid of the filibuster all together! Over 80% of Americans support showing an ID to vote BUT D.C. Democrats don’t. It’s time to make something happen for the American people and PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT 🇺🇸

@nicksortor @laurenboebert Amazing! She will NOT endorse RAMMING IT; if it passes it will only be gently and by coaxing it, say perhaps with a gentle application of the hand 🤚

BREAKING: REAL conservatives like @laurenboebert are set to BLOCK the 5-year extension to FISA that RINOs and the deep state are trying to RAM THROUGH Congress at 2am THAT’S HOW YOU HOLD THE LINE!🔥 BOEBERT: “This is the SAME THING they used to SPY on Pres. Trump's campaign! They're trying to extend it by five years—clean extension!” “We’re NOT doing any more Arctic Frost!” “We are here to DEFEND the Constitution! Even at 1:30 in the morning! I’m NOT letting even my OWN PARTY jam this through tonight and extend FISA by FIVE YEARS!” PATRIOT @RepBoebert 🇺🇸

@RepBoebert How many hands does that kind of work require?

I’m working to cancel Eric Swalwell’s congressional pension.

@BasedMikeLee Probably everybody. And all the prisoners as well. Welcome to prison culture, SENATOR.

I got a call tonight from a constituent whose son is in federal prison He explained that he hasn’t heard from his son in several days (which is unusual for him), that his son suffers from multiple, potentially life-threatening health conditions that are going untreated in prison, and that he needed to know whether his son was still alive He sent me the main switchboard number for the prison in question (which is on the east coast), and I called the number Someone answered almost immediately I explained who I was and why I was calling, and in particular that I needed to know whether this particular inmate was alive and well The guy scolded me three times for calling “too f***ing late” and refused to tell me anything Only when I persisted did he agree to check his records to confirm that the inmate in question was alive and well After checking a list briefly, he came back to the phone and said “he’s here, and he’s alive and receiving the treatment he needs” (His parents assure me that that’s simply not true) I asked politely if someone could leave the inmate a message asking him to call his parents in the morning He said, “it’s too late” I responded, “I don’t mean now, I mean in the morning” He scolded me again for calling too late, and then told me I’d have to call tomorrow and track down the inmate’s counselor I asked him if he could relay the note to the counselor for me He scolded me again for calling too late and asked me to call back tomorrow to track down the inmate’s counselor I asked for the guy’s name He refused to answer I asked for his name again He hung up on me That’s not okay Sadly, this is not the first time I’ve had this experience when talking to people from the U.S. Bureau of Prisons on behalf of constituents with an incarcerated family member suffering from a severe medical condition And each occasion, I’ve been treated at best with dismissiveness and at worst with contempt and profanity Has anyone else experienced this with the U.S. Bureau of Prisons?

@HamptonAc_ $1600 between door dash and eating out, that kid needs to learn how to cook even ONE meal for himself. $1500 on bottle service and another $500 on “going out” won’t help him find a woman. $900/mo on a barber? LOLOL. #engagementfarming

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@RollingStone Also, fuck @LiveNation

@RollingStone Already said it.

Concert ticket prices are soaring, and experts say it’s only going to get worse: “It’s up to us. Until people say, ‘We’re not going,’ the prices are going up.” Story: rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

@aspiringpeasant @vettskie72 @ladymindful ….and your other brother, Darrel, Darrel.

@vettskie72 @ladymindful I did come forward. There’s even a commercial with me in it.

Guy in my SEAL platoon faked being shot in combat and later was elected to the US Senate, where he assaulted a Marine and broke his arm for speaking up against Israel.

@CBSNews I bet he wants to, but he knows better. #occamsrazor

The man whose wife disappeared in the Bahamas tells CBS News he wants to believe she's still alive. cbsn.ws/4elUMeK

@laurenboebert Pot, meet kettle. #handjob

If he resigns he takes all of his taxpayer funded Congressional benefits with him. Expel him.

@BasedMikeLee What did the last DOGE accomplish? Please provide references.

We need another DOGE On steroids And every other performance enhancing substance imaginable

@RepNancyMace What about that dimwit from Colorado that gives handjobs? This isn’t a house cleaning, at best it’s one hour of maid service, leaving all the corners filthy as #%$&.

We’re a yes on this. Clean house. Every last one of them.

@astro_jaz "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit."

we should give one trillion dollars to nasa and actually invest in science instead of war

@atrupar Shit talking incapable kiddyfucker narcissist bully says what

Trump: "We're putting on a complete blockade. We're not gonna let Iran make money on selling oil to people that they like and not people that they don't like. It's gonna be all or none, and that's the way it is. You saw what we did with Venezuela. It'll be something similar to that, but at a higher level."

@HackingButLegal @TheRickWilson Aren’t there like TWENTY of her?

One of Elon’s baby mamas wants you to know how Republican pay-for-play influence gigs work

@RepLuna But you’re cool with Lauren “handjob in a theater while children watch” Boebert?

I am filing a motion to expel Eric Swalwell from Congress.

@politico Color me surprised. #artofthedeal

No deal: Vance and Iranians fail to reach agreement after marathon session dlvr.it/TS05zC