Mike Deever

( Please don’t take anything this character says/tweets seriously. This character and associated/related entities are a blend of seriousness & parody ala Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto satire. [1/2] )

On the porcelain throne again after eating a couple of 15 layer Bombin’ Stuffed Burritos & two of Taco Bomb’s famous (or perhaps infamous) Los Santos nachos. Boy do I love Los Santos, where you could eat as much as you want & become a land-whale & people will praise you for it

@SSkelh Did you eat Taco Bomb too?

just took the vilest, nasiest most disgusting liquid shit in the local 24/7 bathroom

@cccgta @JThompsonTWH @ChambersIntlRP The concept artist that drew that needs to be fired. But look at the ass on that jet! Sexy!

#CCC: CCC has obtained classified documents indicating a prototype fighter jet in production at the DoD. As per our source, the jet is a joint project, developed in cooperation with USUKANZ & Chambers International. It is expected to replace the F-35 as the flagship fighter jet.

@PeterCGTA What you’re more than likely going to find is an overachieving female who probably has darker skin. Because, you know, Los Santos.

@CosmicMillerSA @JThompsonTWH @JessTSAHP

This current presidency.

@CosmicMillerSA >>mfw politicians are mentally deficient. South American politicians are better anyway.

@MarkusJ_LSSD I was one of the brats. I’m just too sneaky for you.

Im late to this but happy halloween I guess Couldnt bleet about it because I was too busy dealing with brats breaking into houses to steal candy in Davis

@AlyxandraVance @ceboluvsdeath Suit? That smile is weirding me out.

y'all really believe this the same nigga!?

@KateMayGTA Slap his ass with it like a twisted up towel.

@AlyxandraVance That is a bunch of hooey.

One of their vehicles almost killed me once. I hav been hearing some have been disappearing from the streets, never to be seen again. Except for, well, there have been burnt out husks of OmniCabs I’ve seen around the Port of Los Santos lately.

@Ted_Morgan94 //*including me

@Ted_Morgan94 //Not everyone was listening to Charlie. Some people came to their own conclusions and suspected it was you, including Bing.

//Due to lies told by now who I suspect to be Charlie D Lordan, I am contemplating leaving the community for good this time, he was the only one who suspected it was me as seen by his Zonza tweet which set other people off. I am finding that more accounts are.....

@LanaSpeedSA @KronoCorp22 @AlyxandraVance Girls, you have a unclit.

@KronoCorp22 @AlyxandraVance Lick my clit

I know I was an obnoxious ass bitch in my day but at least I wasn't Krono corp and y'all can't deny that

@KronoCorp22 Shut your goofy asses up. You are defunct because you got ran out like the losers you are.

@LanaSpeedSA @AlyxandraVance We are pleasant individuals as we aim to look after businesses that struggling CEOs own.

@MattPalmerGTA @SSkelh I’d join ya.

All of Bleeter talking about Kronocorp this and that. I just wanna grill for God's sake!

@SantanaRich672 The people that lead that company are doing more spank than me. I wouldn’t consider anything that comes from them to be anything legitimate.

Legit, if Krono want D&BB, they're gon have to announce that shit in the FakeSkateXL and the SXL Modding discord servers. Not to mention I'll just start another company called Cream or smth

@KronoCorp22 @OnlyPatronsGTA

@OnlyPatronsGTA Looking at what you posted regarding us. We think it's incredibly unprofessional and shows poor behaviour as a business. You are now 100% forced to contact us. The fact the CEO also blocked us shows how mentally incompetent he is.

@KronoCorp22 @doublewingchase Like ending up naked on a beach with your kidney missing after a 72 hour coke and alcohol bender with no idea how you got there. Sharing a friend’s story. Totally not my brother-in-law’s story.

@doublewingchase Worse things can happen.

almost lost my life around 30 mins ago. the eyes in those young boys made me realize they don't care about life and that i could've lost any day. glad I'm ok.. it's a reminder that god is with me each and every day🙏