Mike Toilét (pronounced Toilet)

We're at a memorial for my dad who passed last month but it's also my sister's birthday and "sorry your dad died happy birthday"🤣 🤣

It’s incredible how absent Democratic Party leadership is in the face of Trump blowing up the entire fucking world.

@TheFungi669 yes

Are Trump supporters ignorant, stupid or is it just a cult?

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

@TJMoe28 Performative bullshit

People are finally putting Jesus back in the middle of the national conversation, where He belongs.

me: these are headphones. they go over your ears so you can privately listen to music or podcasts time-traveling pilgrim: so then why do people play stuff loudly off their phone in public spaces? me: okay, you're actually picking up on things way faster than I thought

i havent said her name yet, but you're already thinking of a certain little bowtie wearer arent you?

@hunter_hhhh 😂😂

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

@DFWSportsHurt You have a child molester as your header sybau

@MikeWasBad @LoneStarLegendX @KenPaxtonTX Muslims are a problem everywhere they go even without this. This is just another reason they should be dealt with as early as possible. There are plenty of white muslims. Race has nothing to do with it. 🤡

BREAKING: I'm taking legal action as part of a landmark investigation into an alleged effort by the Islamic Tribunal to impose sharia law on Texas. This is America, and we will not be governed by sharia law.

@ForgiatoBlow47 I hate you but this has nothing to do wit that. You look like shit dog

Well, I'm going on 5 years with zero Side Effects from Not Being Jabbed... Happy Easter’s Pure Bloods 🩸

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

@EricTrump Pretend to be Christian all you want, you and your wife and probably your kids once theyre fully brainwashed are all going to hell

Happy Easter Friends! Hope you are all having a wonderful day!

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

@LoneStarLegendX @KenPaxtonTX I agree. So Ken Paxton should have the incredibly small number of people practicing Sharia Law and have them arrested like Jeffs instead of pretending like its a widespread issue amongst American Muslims.

@MikeWasBad @KenPaxtonTX The Warren Jeffs of the world deserve the same fate.

@dbongino And Dan Bongino would rather quit his job than grow a spine and stop supporting pedophilia

Today is April 6th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@LoneStarLegendX @KenPaxtonTX After this you can go after the polygamists (not Muslim) in Arizona and Utah, since multiple & child wives are such a concern of yours. Oh wait, theyre white so its ok. Nevermind.

@KenPaxtonTX Thank you, Ken! Please investigate the allegations (his own words) that Muslims are practicing polygamy and child marriages on US soil. This is not a joke. And, can NEVER happen here.

@thehvymetal @KenPaxtonTX Now you have a bunch of black paint on your ass. Good job buddy.

@KenPaxtonTX Texas wastes more time on literal shit that doesnt exist than doing anything worthwhile for their citizens. And the citizens are just dumb enough to not care

@JunkScience If you disappeared from this Earth, nobody would miss you

We don't need government researchers to study wildfire risk. We need to privatize forests (which, alone, will reduce wildfire risk) and start logging. Create wealth and prevent out-of-control forest fires. nytimes.com/2026/04/03/cli…

Bro wait until you have a Dr. Pepper it’s even better