Maja Elversøe

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Maja Elversøe

Maja Elversøe

@MissYapper

I believe in fantasy and love because they’re both epic disturbances to the fabric of reality … Oh, and you thought I was a sexy hippie babe? Tricked ya 😂

Aalborg, Danmark Inscrit le Ocak 2010
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Maja Elversøe
Maja Elversøe@MissYapper·
@MarchenCat Hi, I’m from Denmark and can confirm your post reached the rest of the world 😉 And honestly, they’re the most beautiful headpieces I’ve ever seen. Truly artistic and beautiful 🌸🤩😊
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ひねこ🐈@MarchenCat·
私が作ってきた作品です。 主に樹脂で出来ています。 私は今療養中です。 頑張って復帰します。 よろしくお願いします。 このポストは本当に海外に届くかな?🤔
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🎩Laird of the Manor 2.0🎩
🎩Laird of the Manor 2.0🎩@LairdOfThManor·
“Tarnish Her Brand”… “TARNISH HER BRAND”! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Kelly McCarty
Kelly McCarty@KellyLMcCarty·
This is how my generation did halftime shows. Just saying.
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Kaiven
Kaiven@0xkaiven·
I quiver in anticipation. 💋 Ok, ok… it was a convulsion. A violent, full body, anaphylactic convulsion. Eww!
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dahlia kurtz ✡︎ דליה קורץ
Burning headscarves in Tehran tonight. Iranians are also setting fire to possessions of the regime forces, including cars, mosques, and their homes. They are sending Khamenei a message. But they are also trying to send the world a message. Please help spread it.
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Maja Elversøe@MissYapper·
@Teranova2112 Uhm…. Isn’t it a bit early for April fools jokes? 🤷‍♀️😅
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King Billy
King Billy@Teranova2112·
Breaking News: TMZ is reporting that Meghan Markle is set to make her directorial debut with a docudrama about the tragic death of Princess Diana on August 31, 1997. And that she's also going to star as Princess Diana in the movie. Release date is set for July 2027.
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Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil
Psycho Zelensky accuses 140MN+ Russian people of being ‘ATHEISTS, NOTHING in common with Christianity’ Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas on Jan. 7 — yet here he is accusing Russian people of being GODLESS
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Valerie Anne Smith
Valerie Anne Smith@ValerieAnne1970·
🚨 Want to ACTUALLY save the planet? We need to RAISE MORE COWS & EAT MORE BEEF. University of Nebraska study just proved: Cows are **CARBON NEGATIVE**. Through grazing, they drive grass growth that produces **MORE OXYGEN** than the methane & CO2 they emit.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
What do you call this look?
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Maja Elversøe
Maja Elversøe@MissYapper·
@barristerlawusa Spot on, used to love London, but no way I’m going to visit it until your bloody migration issues are solved permanently
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The Royal Commentator USA
The Royal Commentator USA@barristerlawusa·
It won’t raise a damn thing because the tourists who spend $ are never visiting London again. It is a dangerous SEWER. Hell the Royal Family refuses to live their now, its that bad. The hotels are already god awful expensive for what you get. This man IS delusional.
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan@MayorofLondon

NEW: Plans are underway for a tourist levy to supercharge London's economy. It could raise *millions* to fund major improvements in our city. London is the greatest city in the world, but there’s always more to do! A tourist levy would make it an even better place to live and visit for everyone.

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Benonwine@benonwine·
What’s one product you bought that turned you into a total snob, and now you can never go back to the cheap stuff?
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Jamais Vu 🏉
Jamais Vu 🏉@boot15_vu·
🤣🤣 Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m on the floor, if you watch anything today, make it this👇🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🏽
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Maja Elversøe@MissYapper·
@sage1411 Actually it’s been quite entertaining to watch her fuckery all year long 😂 Almost can’t wait for 2026 🤩😛
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ClarksonsFarm
ClarksonsFarm@ClarksonsFarm1·
What's the weirdest food combination you've ever tried that actually tasted good?
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Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard·
Y’all understood the assignment if I get 100k+ comments on this.
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steve
steve@bagshaw2112·
Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk Be careful today #snow It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
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