Mr Rocket
557 posts


@trevsenpaii Julian Alvarez only appears vs Madrid and then disappears for the rest of the season.
I am sorry, but Marmoush is as good, maybe even better if you need a goalscorer
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Sold this demon to buy fucking Marmoush
Agustín Iseas@AgustinIseas10
Julián Álvarez vs. Tottenham (V) UCL 25/26
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@itsdgautam @AbdulmaleekIx @ErlingProp He basically has been in 2026 when man fucking shitty dont create
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@AbdulmaleekIx @ErlingProp I didn't realise he was playing alone in his own separate team
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@AbdulmaleekIx @ErlingProp doku created the first goal al by himself retard that’s what i’m saying
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@dextreaks @Boluwatiiffee Bell ring hamstring, but this dumbass took biceps
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@Boluwatiiffee Someone just said bellingham😂😭..isn't the last one a muscle?
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@Boluwatiiffee U wanted to do bellingham but your dumbass doesnt know which muscle the hamstring is.
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Fastest ever to reach 100 goals
Fastest ever to reach 200 goals
Fastest ever to reach 300 goals
Fastest ever to reach 400 goals
Fastest ever to reach 500 goals
Fastest ever to reach 600 goals
Fastest ever to reach 700 goals
Fastest ever to reach 800 goals
Fastest ever to reach 900 goals ✅
The GREATEST Goalscorer of all time. 🐐

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@Anderson_MCI No need to do inefficient tricks if you can score more
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Just imagined Haaland doing this and chuckled
-@MusialaEra
🏴 Harry Kane just scored the goal of the season
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@SxrgioSZN Hell NO! Vincent Kompany all day, everyday.
Captain fantastic, legend, Championship, EPL, UCL experience as a Manager and understands the City dressing room.
GIF
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@mancitybiggest @lukestanley03 Ur team, players and managers are the biggest bums
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@Mr_Rocket69 @lukestanley03 Aint no goat he is a bum a bum a bum and should be playing in chad republic
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Even more staggering is the fact that Haaland has 57, more than both of them and he’s 7-8 years younger.
Haaland will beat Ronaldo’s total.
Dougie Critchley@DougieCritchley
Both Harry Kane and Mo Salah hit the 50 goal mark in the Champions League last night... A fantastic achievement from two phenomenal players that would have thrived in any era. But you know what's mental? Cristiano Ronaldo scored 140. Nearly 3 times as many as those 2 players. It's just one of the most staggering records in football.
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@Mamelle556 @MbappesClear If his team wasnt dogshit he wouldve ended any ko debate..his ko ratio is still goated
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Mbappe did that in 15 games btw

UEFA Champions League@ChampionsLeague
Yamal in elite company ✨ #UCL
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