Nick Peña

At exactly which point do we start to realize that life without knowledge is death in disguise.-@TalibKweli

You guys are the worst @dominos it’s been 2 hours and I still haven’t had my order. Absolutely ridiculous.

@MiamiMarlinsUK @Kyle_Sielaff @Marlins @davehuntuk Nice photo! Met Kyle and Tommy Hutton at last years Fanfest, they both couldn’t have been nicer. Great guys.

Big love to @Kyle_Sielaff for taking time out of his day to chat with a random guy from the UK 🇬🇧 Great ambassador for the @Marlins, top play caller, but most importantly, an all round nice guy.

2-0.

If he played for Arsenal

Mark Cuban reposted this 💀 (h/t @Mavs_FFL)

The only moment of self-awareness in Trump’s life

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.

Happy #openingday to all the @Marlins fans out there. I’m happy to keep the tradition alive of going to opening day tonight with my family! Happy baseball season boys @IsaacAzout @car305los @1TylerPhillips @AustinHeff @cg23_

Senate unanimously moves to fund most of DHS, except ICE and border patrol, in rare overnight session. cnn.it/4s1KMKJ

White Sox (today) - 20 K in 31 AB Tony Gwynn (1995) - 15 K in 535 AB

Update:

@Kyle_Sielaff @Marlins We win over 85 games and we are playing meaningful September baseball.

Alright @Marlins friends. I want your hottest takes before Opening Day. I want your one bold prediction this season. I will save these. Fire away…

Your unemployed friend at 2:00pm on a Thursday

Of course, no “tampering,” no “poaching”…just coincidence LSU fired its coach and hired NC State’s within minutes. The USF coach warned other programs to “stay away from my players.” Then, HE was gone…so, nobody had to stay away from HIM. The double standard is laughable. Let’s stop complaining about player choice when coaches leave at the first chance for a better situation for themselves.

JJ WETHERHOLT 😤 He leaves the yard in his Major League debut!

Feel grateful everyday to play this game. #year15 #openingday

finally celebrating something

happy opening day to all who celebrates

“It shall be called Opening Day and will be a huge celebration of spring, rebirth and baseball culminating in one single game played at night on a streaming network.” “Why not play many baseball games during the day?” “Nobody knows.”

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.