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Herpes is incurable
These modern women are sick AF
Don’t die for pleasure
ٰ@notsorealfgs
eating vagina is healthy
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Imagine this doofus being your parent 😂
The Mayor@themayor_ke
"Wewe Sifuna haujasoma. Unadanganywa na Babu mwenye ako na degree kumi unatolea Rais Ruto kifua, na hiyo kifua yako tukiiangalia hata haifai"
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Standard operating procedure. Very greedy and still very mean.
Ochieng' Amos@ochiamos
Rich clients are the most problematic lot. What do you mean those 3 people were arrested with a cumulative 500M in cash yet I know a client who did some work for one of them and they couldn't pay 10K consultation/disbursement fee for the day yet they had over $1M in their home.🤦♂️
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Rich clients are the most problematic lot. What do you mean those 3 people were arrested with a cumulative 500M in cash yet I know a client who did some work for one of them and they couldn't pay 10K consultation/disbursement fee for the day yet they had over $1M in their home.🤦♂️
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I think our biggest undoing as Kenyans is electing people who lack pride & responsibility for anything that exists outside their family, house & neighborhood. They’re so cocooned away from reality they assume that trip from the office to their homes is the only Kenya that exists.
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Heartwarming scenes as youth rebuke politicians during Gustavo's(luhya_kidd) sombre send off, he unfortunately died alongside his wife, Dee, on Kenya's substandard killer roads.
The message is home, fagia wote, erase the rogue political class in its entirety!
RIP to the deceased.
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Salamalaikum ✈️🚁🚁
Alaikumsalam🚀🚀🚀
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Satafrikans wamenote kairo hakuwa amefunga mtoto mshipi at that speed and dodging oncoming cars... reckless imo
Peché Africa 🇿🇦@pmcafrica
Imagine there was no shoulder to drive on here 😳.. i'm not even sure if the child has safety belt on 😑
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Here is a clip of the late Raila Odinga detailing Uhuru's development projects in Luo Nyanza.
And now there is a foolish bald man by the name of @SamuelAtandi who now says Uhuru never developed anything in Luo Nyanza. Buana Ruto only settled with the bottom of the barrel
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Ni kama Sharp Boys wameambia Wandayi aseme Stabex is not involved
One thing about Lil Wantam, when he's stealing, he wants to steal in peace 😆
Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH
The first statement from Energy CS, Opiyo Wandayi, on the Kes 4.8 billion consignment.
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IShowSpeed was furious after he challenged his brother Jamal to walk one mile on a treadmill to win $25,000 and he gave up in less than 30 seconds 😬
“Im ashamed to have you as a brother”
“Im taking your $700k monthly allowance as well and sending you overseas”
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Vitu kama hizi btw mjuange sio "news", this is media buying by PR guys
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya
Sakata ya mafuta: Wakaazi wa Elgeyo Marakwet wamtetea Daniel Kiptoo Baadhi ya wakazi wa Kaunti ya Elgeyo Marakwet wameandamana hii leo wakidai kuachiliwa na kurudishwa kazini kwa aliyekuwa mkurugenzi mkuu wa Mamlaka ya Udhibiti wa Nishati na mafuta (EPRA), Daniel Kiptoo, wakidai mashataka dhidhi yake haina msingi. #NTVWikendi @MwakaFridah
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If you think Omena is universally acceptable go warm it in the office microwave thrice in one week and see if you won’t get a warning letter or chat from HR.
Didiiiiiiii@Didiiiiiiiiii_
we’re cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take
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Overcompensating for burning women & children inside a church will not redeem your dark soul
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Building churches is more important than building anything else - Ruto
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WSR should call their bluff and work with those willing to work with him!
oluchinaAntony@Oluchina_Antony
@Donsarigo Give them time, they will wail to their last tear
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UN report details sexual abuse cases involving minors aged 12 to 18 allegedly linked to Kenyan Police in Haiti
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