NY Splorts Radio

Mike Flancesca, WFLAN 666AM, New York: “Mah gawd, can ya even believe it? Da Mills can’t even win ta lose. THIS TEAM CANT EVEN LOSE RIGHT!”

Steven: “I am DONE with the New York MILLENNIALS AND THEIR BS WAYS. It’s been twenty two, that’s 2 and a 2, seasons of the SAME GARBAGE! I’m O-V-E-R IT. I am DONE! Done! Donedonedonedonedone.”

Steven: “MY GOD YOU WANT TO LOSE LIKE YOU ALWAYS CLAIM TO WANT TO! AND YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!” ::90 second pause::

Steven A Smith, ESLPN Radio, 1055AM, New York: “What a day, what a day ladies and gentlemen. First off congratulations to the @KC_BreathMints for winning it all in dramatic fashion. And congratulations to @miamiblaseball for losing it all in amazing fashion”

Mike: “Derr is sumthin rotten at da core of this franchise. It’s so tough to be a Mills fans. It’s literally impossible. Unbelievable. Here the Mlinkman wit da update” 🎶WFLAN 20/20 splorts🎶 Mlinkman: “That’s right Mike, the Mills steal their way to a loss…”

Mike: “If dis team put as much effart into playin’ da game da right way as dey do into stealing <bleep>, they wouldn’t be in da Undabracket. DEY WOULD BE ACTUAL WINNAHS!”

All of the media personalities in NYC wish @BNNCal a happy retirement. He can now run his own sports radio show where he critiques the media and tells everyone how we would have done something different, without ever having to actually do it. He’s living the dream.

@dcb42 Mike: “Nowah, ya give me some defense, like the Midges had back in da 80s and I’d watch all day. Nothing like a@good defensive struggle to really appreciate da beauty of flootball.”

@dcb42 Mike: “Thanks for da cawl, but lemme tell ya about flootball. It’s unwatchable. Ya can’t play defense any maor. Da game is all about da qwartabacks and da offense. It’s like a vida-game.”

Mike Flancesca WFLAN NY 666 AM: “Can ya believe da game arh still ohn? Blasbawl is still goin’! It’s elevanah clock! And we arh only at game 2?”