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@maxxvl_ who tf adds nap time to their calendar @maxxvl_

i have had 0 sleep, 400mg of caffeine in my system, 3 overdue assignments, perma feel like im about to vomit, but i will still be dropping 30 on these hoes. #freelo LMFAO ;D

First tournament appearance. VCC OCE. Performative Males in their double bracket finals. We weren’t on the script but we’re here anyway. #WrittenInFate 🔮

can confirm

My Site -> My Sight Role swapped to Controller. #WrittenInFate

Our comms are either military precision or 5 people gaslighting each other. #WrittenInFate🔮

@GlitchGull @maxxvl_ yeah we got 0-2'd

@maxxvl_ @ORACLEVALORANT Well?

Sentinels cannot get eliminated AND we loose in premier on the same day... it just cannot happen physically impossible so get ready to see an MVP post of me tonight @ORACLEVALORANT

This guy knows ball 🤷

in a team call max demanded silence, played The Marías at full volume, said hes going to have a "spiritual awakening" and proceeded to moan into the mic like it was a paid performance. Team morale: confused. Enemy team: unaware. Scrim starts in 30 minutes btw. #WrittenInFate

Asked our IGL what the game plan was. He screen shared Bloons TD 6. This man is in charge of our mid-round calls... #WrittenInFate 🔮

@bee0bong @tequilantnt @GambleNats never said it was you? why do you assume it was you?

@ORACLEVALORANT @tequilantnt @GambleNats There’s literally no evidence that’s me in that photo

Im an ugly nobody who shouldnt play this game @ORACLEVALORANT @bee0bong

@tequilantnt @bee0bong @GambleNats

@bee0bong @GambleNats @ORACLEVALORANT you better have won bee

Jyn mid-comp: “I can see why the CCP lowers your social credit for throwing games.” to our Chamber Australia needs this feature immediately. #WrittenInFate 🔮

Pandaz in a 1v2. Gets the bomb down. Stops the defuse. Wins the round. This was against Fish n Chips. (First Seed) Their tricode is FNC btw. @FNATIC would never lose that... Catching strays for something they didn’t do. #WrittenInFate 🔮

is ts funny?

Bee gathered info. Max ignored it.... This is called synergy. #WrittenInFate 🔮

Coach: “Why didn’t you have impact this round?” Bee: “I didn’t ult.” Coach: “Why not?” Bee: “Saving it.” Coach: “For what?” Bee: “Next Round” It was the last round of the half. Incredible discipline. #WrittenInFate 🔮

half the first seeds lost rounds are us btw... #WrittenInFate

2–0 on Pearl tonight. 13–1 vs Scooby Snacks. 13–11 vs Fish N Chips. Second match was vs the first seed btw. Eric on Yoru: 43 / 19 / 12 9 first bloods 314 ACS Yeah okay buddy...

Max said “I’m dry peeking” in a 1v4. Jyn yelled at him like a disappointed parent “STOP FIGHTING I’M SMOKING YOU OFF YOU ARE NOT TAKING THAT” We still lost 2 people. Team game btw.

our igl ordered uber eats mid round and still called a perfect retake what do you even say to that