October Jones
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@PublicBenjamin Yeah all good mate, hope you’re doing well too
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@HeartOfTheHouse it is. I’m just tweeting in case Bruce Vain decides to nuke all the inactive accounts. I’ll be posting punctuation once a month so look out for that.
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@Turnip_Of_Doom @hansmollman ‘of Justice’ is a pretty cool surname mate
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@hansmollman @OctoberJones My wife had a much cooler surname than mine, I wish I'd taken that instead...
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Sorry but some men just have shit surnames and if they wanted me to take them they would have more interesting surnames, like why would I give up my incredible surname
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
A listener wrote to ask if it’s a “red flag” that his fiancé doesn’t want to take his last name. No it’s not just a red flag. It’s a dealbreaker. Men, don’t marry women who won’t take your name. That’s a wall of separation she wants to keep between you. It won’t be the only one.
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@Mullies Well books with dogs in them have an unfair advantage. Because of all the dogs.
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After having the same Twitter bio for more than ten years, 33% of it is now actually true. My new aim is to become a dreamweaver and visionary by 2040.
BookBrunch@BookBrunch
.@BooksSphere signs debut novel by Rosie Mullender (@Mullies) - The Time of My Life 'delivers on all counts – it is the perfect addition to our burgeoning romcom list' bookbrunch.co.uk/page/article-d… (£)
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@scottlava This is just a joyous, beautiful thing. The tv with the baseball game might be my favourite little detail 🧡
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Today would have been @simonnricketts 53rd birthday. This is the 3rd one without him. Things are definitely getting easier. The grief not so sharp. He'd have had a field day with all that's going on. I miss his political brain, his wit, his wisdom, his grumping and his touch.
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I am not OK today. Having an incredibly difficult time. Would really appreciate a hello if anyone can see this.
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@iain_watson @morganjeffery Now I’m imagining Darth Vader relocating and calling himself Garth Vader.
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Hope the Obi-Wan series explains why he thought "Ben Kenobi" was an alias that would throw the Empire off the scent.
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I’m now the same age as Bert in Tremors. Not really sure what to do with this information.
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