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I’m always real and never fake… don’t like me or what I post, fuck off 😊

Monday motivation or some shit

Man Claims Trump Conned MAGA, says, "You didn't get a wall. You didn't get any arrests. You didn't get 'Drain the Swamp or America First.' You didn't get any new infrastructure, no $5,000 Doge check. You didn't eliminate any national debt or get any help buying a new home or help with lower grocery prices or gas prices. I mean, quite the opposite, in fact. You didn't get a $2,000 stimulus check or affordable health care or any accountability for the Epstein files, which he promised when he said he was going to release them all to the public. And you damn sure didn't get any. No more wars. Now, what you got was conned, and you're too embarrassed to admit it."

I know Trump pays influencers on X. How do I know? Because Democrats and Republicans ALIKE have tried to pay ME.

The Wholesome Slut-Nikole Mitchell #softwhiteunderbelly youtu.be/QPqi4noPaGs?si…

A 46-year-old woman accidentally snorted 55 mg of pure LSD because she thought it was cocaine, roughly 550 times the normal recreational dose. She vomited for 12 hours and remained under the effects of the substance for about 34 hours. But when she woke up, the chronic foot pain she had suffered for over 20 years, attributed to Lyme disease, was reportedly gone. She stopped taking morphine for five days and then began microdosing LSD every three days. Three years later, she had completely quit morphine, with no withdrawal symptoms or relapse reported. Researchers described it as an extraordinary case of non-fatal high-dose LSD ingestion with long-term pain relief.

President Trump hints he may use a nuclear weapon against Iran and says the day of reckoning could be tomorrow, where the entire country of Iran could be taken out in one night. “The entire country could be taken out in one night, and that night could be tomorrow night.”

@mrwtffacts She needs to sue tf out of the police department for that “mistake”.

@mrwtffacts Yeah, that kinda shit happens to poor people all the time. Most of us aren't that fortunate. We have to admit to a bogus charge to get out. It's basically a state extortion racket that ruins people's lives.

Bodycam Catches Cop Planting Drugs During Traffic Stops.

In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.

This and knowing that tomorrow you have nothing to do

One of the most British moments was when a man got hit by a bus and casually walked back into the pub

when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

The most dangerous lie in human history isn’t about food. It isn’t about medicine. It is about sleep. For 200,000 years, humans did not sleep 8 hours. That number was invented in 1938 by a mattress company called Simmons Beautyrest. Before that campaign, the average human slept in two shifts. Historians call it “Biphasic Sleep.” You would sleep for 4 hours, wake up for 2, then sleep for another 4. During that 2-hour window, people would pray, have s*x, write, think, and connect with their families. Some of the greatest works in human history were created in that sacred middle window. Shakespeare wrote most of his plays between 1AM and 3AM during his second wake period. Mozart composed entire symphonies in what he called “The God Hours.” Then the Industrial Revolution needed workers on a fixed schedule. You cannot run a factory on biphasic sleep. So they hired a psychologist named Dr. Nathaniel Kleitman to “prove” that 8 consecutive hours was the biological standard. He faked the studies. He was funded entirely by the mattress industry. And the medical establishment adopted his research without question because it aligned with the factory model. They turned the most creative 2 hours of human consciousness into a “sleep disorder.” They called it “Insomnia.” They medicated it. They gaslight an entire generation that 8 hours of continuous sleep was healthy. They pathologized the exact window of consciousness that produced some of the greatest art, music, and literature in human history. You are not an insomniac. You are experiencing the most natural form of human consciousness. And a mattress company convinced you it was a disease. Stop medicating your genius. Wake up at 2AM. Write the thing. The “God Hours” are calling. ✨🙌🏾💫 © Andre Gonzalves

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal

Unfollow me, I don't give a fuck. Call me a leftist. I trust no one. You all fall for anything if a famous guy in a suit says it. I'm proud I can think for myself.

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

I had one

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