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When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂
When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀
I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism.
This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty.
I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are.
Something fundamentally is wrong with us.
For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude.
Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A.
You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀
As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness.
Who did this to us?
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Woke up happy this morning, so I called my mum to wish her a happy new month and ask what she wants for her birthday (April 8).
In my head: “God abeg, let it be something within my budget” 😭
I already got her a phone secretly, but I wanted her to mention something else she might need…
Tell me why this woman said:
“Give me grandchildren.” 🙄🙄
I said, “How much is it?”
She said, “E lo báwo? Bring husband come for me. I want to carry your child.”
Haaa… Meimi, e ni suru oh (mummy pls calm down o)😭 God’s time is the best
Next thing:
“Do you know your age this year?”
Me: haa but my brothers are married na and you’re already grandma 🙄🙄
Mum: I want to be grandma to your children too
I said “erm…”
I quickly changed the topic, “Ṣé Kúnlé ti bá yin pump omi?” 💀( has kunle help you to pump the water)
This woman STILL went back to it:
“Ṣé o dìgbà tí ń bá kú kí n tó rí ọmọ ẹ?”(is it until I die before I see your children?)
Not this morning againnn 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Mothers and emotional blackmail 😔😪
Abeg, if anybody has a baby you’re not using again…
please send my way 😪
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This is the end
Esther Umoh@EstherUmoh10
See the memo. This can’t be done in less than a year to elections.
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Lots of love brother…. Untimely death is 100% certain for such idiots
Adigun Danger Federal🐺@kaladze__
Tbh you’re better off being an irresponsible bachelor running after anything in skirt than carrying the bill 100% in a diaspora marriage. Save yourself that untimely death today and just be irresponsible in peace. Pay your own rent, cook your own food and fornicate in peace.
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