Ihatemarkkelly!

My dudes you can ban sharia law all you want. They will continue to abide by it whether it's banned or not. The only way to stop it is to deport them. Every. Single. One.

For all of you Liberals… Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours, belong in a zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there to. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Gunblaze1969 Hell yeah new car, boobs and vodka.

First three words you see is your future

@DefiantOutlawX I know that's a April fools joke But I'm right on the other side of Virginia into Tennessee. And you can dispose of them at my house.😅

I feel totally defeated here in Virginia with the looming gun control bills sitting on our Governor’s desk waiting to be signed. With that, I got up this morning, cleaned out my gun safe, and will taking everything I own to my local police department for disposal.

@Explosive1A @TheBombswife No sir. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PMalone54079 @TheBombswife 🤣😂 I take it not really your food of choice.

So for taco Tuesday last night @TheBombswife made wonton sushi tacos. Exceptionally good. Had to share in case you needed a dinner idea. 😋

@Remi_Grl2 Also👇

😬🤤🤤🥰 Yup…

@bill_c10 I want to be one of the first tourists the the great country of Alberta. That's going to be awesome.

We don't need to live like this. Alberta could be the Dubai of the North. Zero income tax. First class infrastructure. Best standard of living in the world. The only thing holding us back is the chain that ties us to Ottawa and the East. They have been holding Alberta down for decades, exploiting our wealth and resources for themselves, while suppressing us and holding us back from flourishing. It's time to break free. @ABProsperityPrj

@Gunblaze1969 @FamousInMyPhone

@FamousInMyPhone Don't let me influence you, you will just end up drunk🤣

DE-INFLUENCER I want to be a de-influencer. I don’t wanna influence nobody about nothing! That’s my vibe, that’s my jam. I'm a marathon entertainer. You feel me?

@HellRaz0r1776 Damn. Happy April 1st sir.

I’ll just have the soup

Pete Buttigieg has offered to team up with Bryon Noem to start a new trend called Mammaries on Men or “MOM”.

@CarolynHen55369 Good Morning red! I hope you're feeling better. My apple and cherry trees are starting to bloom. Its going to be a fruitful year if you know what i mean.

G'morning! ☀️ I'm ridiculously happy that Trump is going to buzz on over to the Supreme Court today. Why? It's complicated. 🤭 Y'all have a fantabulous day! 🌞🤸‍♀️

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@GladYuengling Did you mis gender the fish. X takes that shit seriously. 🤣🤣

I post a fish photo and X puts a sensitivity label on it. But you can see all the nasty Pcorn you want on here. Make it make sense. Come on X. It was a fish! That wasn't blood. It was Oklahoma red dirt mixed with water, you know "mud". You idiots! Should Pcorn be allowed on X?

@Oceanbreeze473 The mither when she got home.🤣🤣🤣

The biggest baby born by natural birth, weighing roughly 17.47 pounds (7.9kg) and 22.5 inches (57.5cm) long!! No thanks.

@TheSkalez @GuntherEagleman Yeah like pam bondi coming out and saying. They have arrested adam schiff, tish james, obama, bragg, etc.

@GuntherEagleman What if he comes out and pulls an April fools joke on the country. That would be epic! 😆

🚨ALL Fake News media outlets will be interrupting their fake news propaganda programming tonight at 9PM Eastern for President Trump's MAJOR address to the nation!

True wisdom is knowing whose time you're wasting, and making sure it's not yours.