💈Patistics 💈

Honestly, it’s frustrating watching the Red Sox front office talk about “the future” while trading or letting stars walk. A 2026 contender with a true lineup of stars was fully possible, and it wouldn’t have destroyed payroll. Here’s what that could’ve looked like🧵👇

Yankees pitcher Cam Schlittler said he and his family have received threats ahead of his start vs. the Red Sox, but he's "excited" to be making his Fenway Park debut on Thursday ⬇️ spr.ly/6010BB66yG

@RedsoxContreras @MLB

@PatrickCStats @MLB Weird coming from a Christian Campbell noodle soup believer

Rob Refsnyder rockets out a first-pitch leadoff home run!

@RedSox Roman Anthony leadoff

Marathon Monday!

@RedsoxContreras @MLB Huh?

Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary A soldier their PTSD KutterIsKing what happened in game 3 of the 2025 wild card

@RedSox Fire Cora

Sunday starters.

Mo and Virg winning the derby

How is Dwight McnNeil employed by a premier league club, let alone starting in a derby

@WhoScored The city is blue 🔵

Merseyside derby | Combined XI 🔵🔴 7⃣ Everton players 4⃣ Liverpool players Based on this season's Premier League ratings. ⭐️👀 #EVELIV

@LFC This is your cup final I’m crying

The first Merseyside Derby at the Hill Dickinson Stadium awaits 👊🔴 #EVELIV

@SleeperRedSox Bro throws 8 pitches to get through 8 and give up a million runs. Hes awful to watch.

The Bello hate I’m seeing is sad.

@RedSox Was hoping this was Fatse firing

The #RedSox have moved the start time of their game tomorrow, Sunday, April 19, against the Detroit Tigers at Fenway Park from 1:35 p.m. to 4:35 p.m.

@RedSox Trevor Story try not to strikeout in a moment we need him challenge: impossible

FINAL: Tigers 4, #RedSox 1

@RedbirdRiot Respect Willy?

I thought #he was an elite defender but turns out he’s just a Wilyer Abreu with zero hitting😭✌️😹

@MLB Best closer in the league

Aroldis Chapman sends this game to the bottom of the 9th with some absolute HEAT!

@moneymosh12 Why are we comparing Anthony to this old man?

The Roman Anthony talk has been real quiet…

@LuigiScal @BenCampb_ “Variteck”

@BenCampb_ Bringing back Don Orsillo and Heidi Watney, replacing Cora with Varitek or Ross or Lowell (if he is willing to leave Florida), slashing the analytics dept by 75%, ending the Driveline contract, giving fines for every ABS challenge lost by more than 1" & making myself interim CBO.

If you bought the Red Sox from FSG, what is the first thing yall are doing right now and what changes are you making over the offseason? Renovations, player acquisitions, park additions, anything is on the table

Trevor Story still my short stop

@TheSkippersView .763 OPS in your fist season ain’t bad

New Japanese Players In MLB Munetaka Murakami: .167 AVG/5 HR/ .763 OPS/ 0.2 bWAR Kazuma Okamoto: .200 AVG/ 2 HR/ .586 OPS/ -0.2 bWAR Tatsuya Imai: 7.27 ERA/ 2.08 WHIP/ 13 SO