Pink || MIRA HQ

𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰 𝙷𝚀 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙳. 𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂. 𝑵𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾. 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑰𝑹𝑨 𝑯𝑸... [📌Pink/MIRA joins #ParodyTwitter!]

are you FUN-GAGED? remember it's mandatory!!!! - ❤️ HR

The MIRA Corporation categorically denies any misinformation. We are working for the good of crewmate-kind, not for some ridiculous notion of "alien impostors"! I am tall because I have good genes. // (ooc) goated art and idea 🎉

@Failed_Upwards THE SKELD IS WORTH A QUARTER OF OUR ANNUAL BUDGET. DO NOT CRASH IT

What if I just crashed The Skeld on purpose

@IC3Y_H0T_PLAN3T @MiraHQoffical @PinkMIRAHQ Our planetary base is trying to kiss our employees... do we even have a contingency for this?

I thought i should do this relationship chat thing, i would add MIRA HQ but they own me so thats a bit unfair

@LY1N2ME // oh absolutely. hell i might make a new one even

//i wonder if people are gonna be making parody accounts when among us story mode comes out

welcome to MIRA Research & Development! only 3 days until you can take a step into our simulator to start the new Crewmate training program in Among Us Story: On Guard. ❤️ everything will be fine!

Remember to mop up conspicuous pools of blood aboard your ship. Good associates maintain hygiene and take initiative to reduce the risk of slipping hazards, lowering MIRA medical expenditure! [Disclaimer: We do not cover medical costs regardless. Regarding the blood, don't ask.]

// oh right an update: good news i am not/no longer restricted! fingers crossed that stays the same i will likely be focusing on quality > quantity to avoid twitter clocking me as spam

// not sure if it really is but it seems my account has been restricted for no reason. will try and figure this out, stay tuned

@brownsbestie Sorry, we had to cut our light humour department because of budget cuts.

@Pink_MIRACorp Bruuuuh you're not funny 🫩🫩🫩

Sometimes when I’m bored I dip green and orange in salt water and they scream loud as fuuuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

@Typingsugarpopz @rulershipism //

@rulershipism How can they be straight if everyone is the same gender if straight means attracted to the opposite gender does but no one is the opposite gender does that mean white is just aromantic

among us sexuality tierlist

@henrystikmin @OrangeFromHR 𝙈𝙄𝙍𝘼 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙑𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙐𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀𝙎 [10] 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂. 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐓?

@Pink_MIRACorp @OrangeFromHR im adding you to the list of people to rob

W-wait, you guys donnt hate me right, I-i mean, it's me ! Your Crewmate, your new family for some time, you don't hate me, right ? I'm here for you all, maybe a little strict, but I'm nice, right ?(no Pink/magenta crewmate whomst I forgot the name of sorry, I know you Don't)

@henrystikmin @OrangeFromHR Quite the contrary! Our HR like Orange here are dedicated professionals who do a lot of work in taking care of the crewmates and ensuring their needs are met. AFTER ensuring MIRA Corp does not suffer litigation, profit loss, or devaluation, of course. But they WILL be met!

@OrangeFromHR most people dont like HR because they dont do shhiiiIITTTT

@LY1N2ME // wait there's another pink??

That's nice that I'm a valued MIRA employee.

These are all the lists I am on. To all the people who want me dead, think twice for a moment.

@The_Wormyyyy // funny number

//67 followers wow

@greenwormz // image too beefy i guess mb :sob:

@Pink_MIRACorp 🍀;; I can not open that strawoage on ANY of my drvices

If you wish to reach us at MIRA Corp, our corporate website is now 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲! Please send all inquiries, complaints and applications for us to review (and promptly ignore)! miracorphq.straw.page

@greenwormz // son what😭wdym

@Pink_MIRACorp 🍀;; WHAT DID YOU FEED THIS STRAWPAGE IT WONT EVEN LOAD

@IC3Y_H0T_PLAN3T I am contractually obligated to reiterate: x.com/Pink_MIRACorp/…

Dont.

@Whittycrewmate Worry not, shareholder! Contribute another two dollars to our market value and we can MAKE them like you on your behalf!

People…don’t like me?