Marcus Pitre

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@pcz852 @Andrew_Maj42 Constable 4 is on the north side of town…, near Greenspoint. They are lawless over there. HPD basically avoids Greens Road near IAH.

@Andrew_Maj42 This is in Houston. I can't tell you how many times I have seen this happen on I10, Constable or HPD right there, and they do nothing about it

Protect and swerve

@Justhere4c26462 @AnchorLightPub

@AnchorLightPub Oh my this is getting nasty

She voted yes for redistricting in Virginia and has a very direct message for Texas Republicans who started this gerrymandering mess.

@McCaffalope @AnchorLightPub

@AnchorLightPub Umm….check some history - CA, IL, every New England state have already been rigged to the gills so there is zero Republican representation….but sure, this is because of TX

@kittytriplet Had one last night. Love them

Chick-fil-A Cobb salad with avocado, lime ranch dressing

@bakuninsane @Suzierizzo1 Hey there neighbor. You’re speaking facts. Woodlands on one side and Conroe on the other side

@Suzierizzo1 Magnolia has FM 1488 running through it. That's not by accident. Absolute inbred dump until The Woodlands started swallowing it up.

MAGA Magnolia,Texas Mayor Matthew Doc Dancer has been arrested for assault on a pregnant person & official oppression after he allegedly assaulted the pregnant City Secretary on a work trip last Oct.He allegedly pulled up her skirt & pushed her against a wall holding her throat!

@CQN5EQVENCE @maddenifico Come on my fellow Texas! “A whore…, really?” You can be a better person than that.

@maddenifico We had a choice between a con man and a unqualified whore? It was truly that simple. Lose lose situation!!!

Every motherfucking word. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

Just gonna leave this right here. $4.95/gal for diesel (basically the fuel that is developed from what’s left over after the refining process for unleaded gas)! It’s commonly know as the trash fuel yet it’s most expensive.

@AdrianGarciaHTX commissioner I wanted to recognize the work you have done in the Sagemont/Blackhawk area. The street and sidewalk improvements are visually impressive as well as a public safety must! I travel through daily. Keep up the great work! I’m sure the voters love it!

@tangled30 Had to go downtown yesterday and 288 looked much the same. Typical

Welcome to Houston. It hasn’t even been raining that long.😭

@BrittanyinTexas Definitely a good one

😂 LMAO don’t scroll—LEGO just absolutely DEMOLISHED Erika Kirk 😂💀

And at our school, it always tasted like rust. Do you remember these days?

@BrittanyinTexas Killing me!!! 🤣😂

SLAY, GIRL. 😭👠😏

@Madximilian x.com/profpitre/stat…

Jesus is back 😂

@billifer1973 x.com/profpitre/stat…

The Trump Jesus memes this week are 🔥. Drop your favorite👇🏻

@MAGACult2 x.com/profpitre/stat…

I just got done wiping up the monster energy drink I spit out all over my dashboard LOL.

@coffee_anytime x.com/profpitre/stat…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Best of the day?

@BrittanyinTexas How about this version? x.com/profpitre/stat…

This version of Trump’s Jesus meme is way better. Bet you can’t watch it just once. 😂

Just gonna leave this right here!

It’s so discouraging to realize you can’t believe ANYTHING coming from the White House. Lie to me just once, And I will NEVER believe anything you say, EVER again. Fck you all.

@softtail65 @OliviaL85837138 youtu.be/uSu6tcbMOu0?si…

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